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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:01:11 PM EDT

If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:01:33 PM EDT

[#1]

We already got rid of the dog.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:03:16 PM EDT

[#2]

I did get rid of the wife, and kept the dog.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:05:26 PM EDT

[#3]

The dog would have to go.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:06:51 PM EDT

[#4]

Dog. I love my wife and she has put up with me for 31+ years. We get along.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:07:15 PM EDT

[#5]

I love both but I would have to say dog goes first

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:07:15 PM EDT

[#6]

If I weigh the pros and cons of each, the dog stays

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:07:42 PM EDT

[#7]

wheres the both option.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:08:23 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Dog. I love my wife and she has put up with me for 31+ years. We get along.

This but minus 16 years.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:12:36 PM EDT

[#9]

My wife is far better than I deserve and far better to me than I deserve... not to mention the mother of my children.

My dog is just a dog. A good dog at that, but still...

No contest.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:15:12 PM EDT

[#10]

This does make me think about it though!!

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:15:53 PM EDT

[#11]

In a perversion of arfcom style, I lost both, kinda. The girlfriend and I broke up, and when she moved out, she took our dog with her too. Her argument was that I bought the dog for her for a gift, so it's hers. She had a point, but still, we raised that dog together, and I loved it dearly. I let her have it because we had bigger things to argue about at the time, and it was clear she wasn't going to back down on the issue. I still miss that dog

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:18:41 PM EDT

[#12]

At least my wife knows where to use the restroom at...

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:20:38 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
At least my wife knows where to use the restroom at...

So does my dog and he can hold it longer!

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:22:00 PM EDT

[#14]

Rimshot!

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:24:04 PM EDT

[#15]

Can you sue for visitation rights

?

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:25:21 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Can you sue for visitation rights

?

You can keep the kids no questions asked

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:26:26 PM EDT

[#17]

never been married but it's been close once or twice..... So I'd have to say keep the dog!! you can always find pie but a good dog???

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:26:26 PM EDT

[#18]

double tap

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:27:41 PM EDT

[#19]

dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:29:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Dog

For some reason the wife costs less

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:36:14 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still

Quoted:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster

You would get rid of the dog because you can find a newer hotter dog to use as a cum dumpster?

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:46:43 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still

Quoted:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster

You would get rid of the dog because you can find a newer hotter dog to use as a cum dumpster?

I meant Id keep the dog and get rid of the nagging bitch

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:48:20 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still

Quoted:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster

You would get rid of the dog because you can find a newer hotter dog to use as a cum dumpster?

That's just plan wrong

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:52:58 PM EDT

[#24]

depends on the scenario.

Posted: 3/28/2009 9:07:07 PM EDT

[#25]

if i got rid of my dog. then my wife would have to retrieve my ducks in briars, thickets and ice cold water.
thats my rule.

Posted: 3/28/2009 9:17:41 PM EDT

[#26]

I'm keeping the wife, I don't want to bang the dog.

Posted: 3/28/2009 9:25:38 PM EDT

[#27]

F-it I've had the dog longer than the wife. The dog stays period......

Posted: 3/28/2009 9:45:17 PM EDT

[#28]

Well lets, see.............

Dog - always been loyal.

Dog - always tells me when she has done something wrong.

Dog - has never lied to me.

Dog - has never emptied the bank account.

Dog - has alot of common sense.

EX Wife -

Well.................................

Posted: 3/28/2009 9:47:01 PM EDT

[#29]

Assuming the wife cannot take you to the cleaners (BIG ASSUMPTION) she'd be the one leaving.

Posted: 3/28/2009 10:11:11 PM EDT

[#30]

I really did keep the dog!

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Posted: 3/28/2009 10:13:00 PM EDT

[#31]

boy dog or girl dog?

cause if its a girl dog you can keep it and have the best of both worlds. but if it was a boy dog then you would be gay.

Posted: 3/28/2009 10:13:15 PM EDT

[#32]

I don't have a wife, but if I did, I would get rid of her.

Posted: 3/28/2009 10:32:52 PM EDT

[#33]

I am not married but have a GSD that might as well be my brother.

He is foul mouthed, farts a storm, and has a can do attitude...he is family.

Posted: 3/28/2009 10:35:15 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster

+1 and those dogs are hard to train it would suck starting over again.

Posted: 3/28/2009 10:49:20 PM EDT

[#35]

I need an option for both...

Posted: 3/28/2009 11:48:23 PM EDT

[#36]

women are a dime a dozen but the value of a good dog can not be easily calculated.

dog > wife

Posted: 3/29/2009 12:37:08 AM EDT

[#37]

Pie or unquestioning loyalty? This is the question.

Posted: 3/29/2009 1:13:55 AM EDT

[#38]

Different if it were real? My wife told me that our dog wouldn't spend another day in our house last week yet she's at her feet right now. This is also the same woman that told me I couldn't buy anymore guns (that was 4 months and 5 guns ago.)
The puppy.

Posted: 3/29/2009 3:53:17 AM EDT

[#39]

I love my doggy

Posted: 3/29/2009 4:13:05 AM EDT

[#40]

Sadly....my dog. She is a good wife, dog will die in 12 or so years

Posted: 3/29/2009 4:15:12 AM EDT

[#41]

How could any man get rid of his dog for pete's sake!!

Posted: 3/29/2009 4:22:49 AM EDT

[#42]

by bye doggie

Posted: 3/29/2009 4:54:26 AM EDT

[#43]

wife

Posted: 3/29/2009 4:58:09 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
The dog would have to go.

Posted: 3/29/2009 5:25:39 AM EDT

[#45]

On my third wife. Nuff said.

Got two new puppies in December.
I told her about them as I was bringing them home.
She was not pleased to say the least.

I WOULD miss her though.

Posted: 3/29/2009 5:42:44 AM EDT

[#46]

On is always happy to see you when you get home.

Simple answer

Posted: 3/29/2009 5:48:38 AM EDT

[#47]

assuming the wife wouldn't steal you blind makes the whole poll unrealistic. They will always look after their best financial interests. I always say if you want to see if your wife loves you, just come home from work, tell her you quit your job and think you'll just take a couple years off working and enjoy yourself. Take note of her reaction.