1. Bithlo 33 up, 5 down love ithate it
Located in Central Florida. A tiny, belagured collection of trailer parks, scrapyards, hadji marts and various bits of rusted metal loosely organized into something that's supposed to resemble a town.
When driving from Whorelando, Bithlo is the shitty redneck hamlet one passes right before they enter another shitty redneck town called Christmas. Hence, Bithlo is sometimes called "The Nightmare Before Christmas".
On my way to Whorelando, I stopped by the CircleK in Bithlo, where I was harassed for sex by a toothless, shirtless redneck.
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by Dovetchka Dec 24, 2005 share this
2. Bithlo 30 up, 7 down love ithate it
A small township in east Orange County, Florida. Known for its Hiney Winery (The only wine that comes in a can!) and high-rate of cow-related accidents.
Bithlo is full of Bithlonians.
Dude, you're from Bithlo? I'm so sorry.
by R.A.S. aka Maddog3060 Aug 1, 2003 share this
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Molotov cocktail burns down trailers in Bithlo
Walter Pacheco and Susan Jacobson | Sentinel Staff Writer
9:17 AM EDT, March 25, 2009
Craig Allen Aylesworth faces multiple arson charges. (Orange County Jail)
A brawl between two Bithlo neighbors sent one man to jail on arson charges, deputies said.
Jail records show Florida Highway Patrol troopers arrested Craig Allen Aylesworth on Tuesday after he tossed a Molotov cocktail at his neighbor's trailer.
A Molotov cocktail is an improvised fire bomb consisting of a glass bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth soaked with fuel sticking out of the bottle's neck. When the cloth is ignited and the bottle is tossed, the burning fuel spreads and burns everything it touches.
Aylesworth is being held on a $25,000 bond. He faces five charges of arson to a vehicle, one charge of throwing a destructive device and arson of a dwelling.
Reports show an argument broke out between 51-year-old Aylesworth and his neighbor on Amityville Drive in east Orange County sometime around 7 p.m.
Firefighters said the wind shifted, and the flames traveled back over a fence, burning two cars, a pickup and a travel trailer in the arrested man's own yard.
Lt. Anthony Rios of Orange County Fire Rescue thinks alcohol could have been a factor in Aylesworth's decision-making.
No injuries were reported.
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