Got this in my e-mail today

Steelers to lose SuperBowl Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA —The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will
soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell and
President Barack Hussein Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and
trophies to less fortunate teams in the league. “We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this
Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful
NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as
successful as the Steelers. “The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers
and they should—no ,rather, will—be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he
has imposed on Goodell and the NFL. The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices,
responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans,
has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussein
Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams.
Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim
the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.”
“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league,” Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL who will not have to
worry about losing any SuperBowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a
break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title,” Obama promises.
“We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams
make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.”
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all
season. This trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the
Steelers’ division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal
fans all over the world, as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steelers’ two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope
in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together
we can all prosper. All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, however. Barack Hussein Obama has another plan in place. Obama has
met with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies
to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a consolation for their 16 straight (and counting) losing seasons. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and
enable them to aspire once again to the American Dream. Barack Hussein Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks, as this issue is high on
his agenda for “Hope and Change. ”Obama provides hope to NFL teams.
Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and hard work.
Updated: March 32, 2009

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Well they can start with Superbowl XL.....

No kidding!

Well with the 3 left they will still have more than the following teams:

Arizona Cardinals 0 ,
Cincinnatti Bengals 0 ,
Cleveland Browns 0 ,
Baltimore Ravens 1,
Seattle Seahawks 0,
San Diego Chargers 0,
Kansas City Chiefs 1,
Indianapolis Colts 1,
Jacksonville Jaguars 0,
Tennesse Titans 0 ,
NY Jets 1,
Miami Dolphins 2 ,
Buffalo Bills 0,
Detroit Lions 0,
Chicago Bears 1,
Minnesota Vikings 0,
Atlanta Falcons 0,
Carolina Panthers 0
Philadelphia Eagles 0
Houston Texans 0

Tied with :
NY Giants 3
New England Patriots 3
Oakland Raiders 3
Washington Redskins 3
Green Bay Packers 3

Only behind
San Francisco 49ers 5
Dallas Cowboys 5

That would make it even more impressive if it happened. And for all the whiners about Super Bowl XL get over it,it's done.

So the Cards get a Bail out, Like a 9-7 team was going to win a SuperBowl anyway...

The Chargers will never get win one in my life time anways. I could accept a donated one, especially from the Steelers

Don't see the NO Saints on your list there.

Sports are irrelevant, and the opiate of the masses.

Look at any 3rd World Country...Sports are the only things the government has let them keep.

You're a week late!

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=847604

SBXL is over but I'll never get over it.