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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - SCENARIO: the gov's knew. they planned. they prepared.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:05:03 AM EDT

Something incredibly dramatic happens in a few years, and all of the important people in the world are herded into vast underground complexes throughout the earth that were developed over the past 50 years by various governments. Another group of humans reside on mars, with the knowledge that galactic changes are occuring that influence our star and all of the climates of each planet in our system. Mars is about to be reborn into a fertile planet that will be the new home of humanity. You have the choice to either stay on the surface of the now devastated earth, and evolve on your own, or stay underground with the copycat system of governments that will ensure that all will run just as it had before, a duplicate federal government, duplicate IRS, underground cities and an inventory system that would make walmart employees collectively commit suicide, and this system is present throughout the interior of our planet. There is "civilization" underground, and the scarred remnants of what once was above ground. You don't get to go to mars, though. Mars is the fail-safe. Mars is our insurance policy.

So what do you do?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:06:22 AM EDT

[#1]

I'll stay top side.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:09:41 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:13:49 AM EDT

[#3]

Can I be the Overseer?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:13:57 AM EDT

[#4]

I'd stop watching so much Sci-Fi channel and get out of the house for a while.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:14:41 AM EDT

[#5]

seal the doors shut?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:15:40 AM EDT

[#6]

How many times am I going to post this?

WTF?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:17:11 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
How many times am I going to post this?

WTF?

If I posted it every time I thought it, my post count would rival Aimless'

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:17:52 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Something incredibly dramatic happens in a few years, and all of the important people in the world are herded into vast underground complexes

North Korea tried that, and they all got zombified and gross.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:20:00 AM EDT

[#9]

Depends on how affected I'd be by staying top-side.

If it means I turn into goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur, I'll stay above.

Otherwise, I'll stick with the current system.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:20:46 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Can I be the Overseer?

Depends.

Whats your platfom for stopping "Radroach" attacks?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:20:59 AM EDT

[#11]

Can we get a ratio of, say, 10 females to every male underground?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:22:05 AM EDT

[#12]

I'll battle the machines and rescue people from the Matrix.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:22:40 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
How many times am I going to post this?

WTF?

this

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:22:47 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can I be the Overseer?

Depends.

Whats your platfom for stopping "Radroach" attacks?

hand you a BB gun and tell you to get to work...

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:23:30 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:23:42 AM EDT

[#16]

I'll be in Vault 87

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:24:56 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Can we get a ratio of, say, 10 females to every male underground?

You also get:

one forty-five
caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated
emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred
dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing
gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon
stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas
with all that stuff.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:25:00 AM EDT

[#18]

I'll be the gatekeeper.

Get me some luscious keymaster.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:25:02 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I'd stop watching so much Sci-Fi channel and get out of the house for a while.

Baby steps... baby steps, lets get him out of the basement first, THEN we'll go for bigger adventures.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:25:46 AM EDT

[#20]

I already have a deal worked out with Playmore.

She gets to be Auntie and I get to be her majordomo.

Playmore runs Bartertown.

In short, I'll stay topside. You can all go in the hole and shovel our pig shit.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:27:17 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Can I be the Overseer?

Better behave

I'm an evil some of bitch and don't give a crap about bad Karma

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:31:18 AM EDT

[#22]

I will be the first subterranean sex offender.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:34:54 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

I'll be in Vault 87

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:36:45 AM EDT

[#24]

Change the channel.

ARH

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:38:21 AM EDT

[#25]

there are no Zombies in your scenerio.
this is incomprehensible.

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:40:41 AM EDT

[#26]

Rocketman, to the STARRRRRS . . . . . . . !

Dude, how could you NOT want to check out Kirk's green slave girl?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:55:32 AM EDT

[#27]

Is this the future?

Posted: 3/27/2009 11:58:35 AM EDT

[#28]

break out the rather large kettle and hone my long pig and hairless goat recipes..

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:05:58 PM EDT

[#29]

I am staying right here and all of these damn squirrels in my back yard are finally dead dead fucking dead.

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:09:38 PM EDT

[#30]

ARFCOM gets increasingly more batshit every week..............fucking Mars? Underground complexes?

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:09:53 PM EDT

[#31]

http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/ENYDukesCar.jpg

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:14:03 PM EDT

[#32]

I'll have a dance party.

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:24:08 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I'll have a dance party.

That's fucking hilarious.

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:45:13 PM EDT

[#34]

I'll make a deal with the crab people to help me take over the underworld.

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE!!!!!

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:51:18 PM EDT

[#35]

Stay topside with my ice chest full of cold lonestar or Red dog and watch the show.

Posted: 3/27/2009 12:58:34 PM EDT

[#36]

A preview of life in the Vaults

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