I have been hearing the rumors on the 24hr news networks that Mullah Mohammed Omar escaped capture recently by riding off in the night on a motorcycle.

Anyone else find this hilarious?  All I can keep imagining is the one-eyed Omar riding his motorcycle like its a supercross race being chased by special forces troops on 4-wheelers, and following behind, a bunch of Afghans on horseback.

The whole idea sounds like a really bad movie!

[:D]