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Posted: 1/1/2002 1:58:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Maximus, bring forth the mighty steeds and harness them that we may go forth and break down doors and burn out the peasants who think they should own weapons !!!
or You move-----I,m not moving---well I,m not moving-----Hey sarge, kowalski won't let me by so I can get to Krispy Kreme!!! |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 2:17:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 2:19:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 2:20:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] These should really help us take the Shriners this year. |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 2:26:49 PM EDT
[#5]
"You guys let another wheelchair get away? That's it, you're back on bicycles."
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Posted: 1/1/2002 2:31:49 PM EDT
[#6]
C'mon, let's go get some donuts!
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Posted: 1/1/2002 3:49:04 PM EDT
[#7]
"All I want is my two front teef."
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Posted: 1/1/2002 3:55:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Mall Ninja's on Big Wheels.
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Posted: 1/1/2002 4:02:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] Unveiled today, the new motorized "Cock And Balls." |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 4:09:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Did "these guys" by any chance tell you when we could trade back for our patrol cars, O'Riley?
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Posted: 1/1/2002 4:28:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] Dammit! I never thought I'd get demoted to the Meter Maid Motor Pool. |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 5:18:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Aggie.....lmao....[:)]
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Posted: 1/1/2002 5:22:39 PM EDT
[#13]
Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
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Posted: 1/1/2002 5:29:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Man, them skateboarders ain't gonna have sh*t on us, check out my Hawk900 nosegrinding roastbeef move. Hey Kawalski, where are we gonna mount the lights on these babies? |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 5:46:54 PM EDT
[#15]
"So, when do we get the helmet propellers?"
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Posted: 1/1/2002 6:14:28 PM EDT
[#16]
From Jerry Bruckheimer, the genius behind such films as Armageddon, and The Rock.
Los Angeles, 2009. A new breed of criminals has surfaced, unleashing a relentless wave of terror on the helpless citizens. Frightened, they turned to the police... Unable to handle this onslaught the LAPD, reaching back into history, developed a new way of combating this evil. A crack unit specially designed for rapid response, with unconventional tactics, to fight an unconventional foe. This summer, Anchor Bay films will take you on a ride you'll never forget...with some of the bravest and most reckless cops ever to wear the badge. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Tom Arnold, Leonardo Di Caprio, and Sandra Bullock. They are the key.... KEYSTONE COPS! This movie has not yet been rated. |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 9:55:03 PM EDT
[#17]
"Don't ask where the shotgun rack is"
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Posted: 1/1/2002 9:58:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] Hey, aren't you Richard Jewell? |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 10:09:51 PM EDT
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[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img]
"With the realization that Cops really do love donuts...They have been forced to equip officers that can't run anymore with these portable Mobile units.Some of the units come standard with a basket in the front that perfectly holds one box of one dozen donuts and a large coffee." |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 11:07:42 PM EDT
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"Civilians should be banned from owning guns and these things."
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Posted: 1/2/2002 1:09:44 AM EDT
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"That Dale007 sure knows how to market"
"Now what are we supposed to do with these things?" |
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Posted: 1/2/2002 1:37:50 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] Hey, aren't you Richard Jewell? He, he, he.... ...and it looks like the Jewel twins are goin' out on twinki patrol. |
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Posted: 1/2/2002 7:03:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2002 7:09:49 AM EDT
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Bob, if you don't get some of that weight off of you then we are going to have to make you WALK the beat like the old days.
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Posted: 1/2/2002 7:11:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20011231/capt.1009849513police_segway_bx107.jpg[/img] Hey guys! It stopped moving, I think I've exceeded its weight limit. |
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