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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:31:09 PM EDT
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What are you smoking and where may I acquire some of this fine substance?
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:31:52 PM EDT
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Had a really freaky dream with a demon trying to possess me. Friend called someone and he blessed it over the phone, i shot the demon with it and he vanished. Whatever it is you are eating or drinking before bedtime, you may want to stop. Or have the wife turn off the TV. I get fucked up dreams when she leaves the TV on, only to wake up and find out something dumb came on television a few hours after she fell asleep... |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:35:26 PM EDT
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I've got some silver plated .45-70 I can sell you.
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:40:53 PM EDT
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What are you smoking and where may I acquire some of this fine substance? Group buy? 
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:43:52 PM EDT
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You mean you don't already own a DemonSlayer 6000?
That was the first thing I got when I moved to a free state! |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:44:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:45:14 PM EDT
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How much for her to do in nude and in person?
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:45:56 PM EDT
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I know a Shamanic Priestess who will clear your house over the phone for just $250. http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/redsidegaze3up1.5x1.52nd.jpg http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/wallportrait2.5x2.5.jpg [url=http://www.heartwisdom.net/shamanichealingsessions.htm[/url] For $185 she better be doing someting in person. |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:46:22 PM EDT
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How much for her to do in nude and in person? What's the worst thing that could possibly happen if you just man up and ask her? |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:46:46 PM EDT
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I know a Shamanic Priestess who will clear your house over the phone for just $250. http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/redsidegaze3up1.5x1.52nd.jpg http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/wallportrait2.5x2.5.jpg [url=http://www.heartwisdom.net/shamanichealingsessions.htm[/url] The price went up. I updated my post. I must warn you however, she is crazy. |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:50:22 PM EDT
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Put the substance down an walk away, seek help.
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:52:21 PM EDT
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I know a Shamanic Priestess who will clear your house over the phone for just $250. http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/redsidegaze3up1.5x1.52nd.jpg http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/wallportrait2.5x2.5.jpg [url=http://www.heartwisdom.net/shamanichealingsessions.htm[/url] The price went up. I updated my post. I must warn you however, she is crazy. Naw...really? 
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:53:04 PM EDT
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Get yourself ordained as a minister online, it was free from Universal Life Church when I did it, then you can bless them yourself.
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Posted: 1/26/2009 1:56:12 PM EDT
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Did you try leaving out some cookies?
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:00:49 PM EDT
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I know a Shamanic Priestess who will clear your house over the phone for just $250. http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/redsidegaze3up1.5x1.52nd.jpg http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/wallportrait2.5x2.5.jpg Link-Fu 
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:01:19 PM EDT
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Nope won't work. The bullets need a little holy water
sprinkled on them. Trust me I know. 
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:01:49 PM EDT
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How much for her to do in nude and in person? What's the worst thing that could possibly happen if you just man up and ask her? I thought you were her pimp. |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:08:26 PM EDT
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I know a Shamanic Priestess who will clear your house over the phone for just $250. http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/redsidegaze3up1.5x1.52nd.jpg http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/wallportrait2.5x2.5.jpg Link-Fu Heh heh...her name is seaman...heh heh |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:13:06 PM EDT
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Yes, but only a local call. Not long distance.
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:13:41 PM EDT
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Get yourself ordained as a minister online, it was free from Universal Life Church when I did it, then you can bless them yourself. Lord Trader did this and I think he actually performed a marriage or two. Or maybe it was exorcisms. |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:16:20 PM EDT
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I've got some silver plated .45-70 I can sell you.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/Sturmgewehr-58/45-70.jpg Is the silver from a cross from Lancaster Cathedral? |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:20:38 PM EDT
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I've got some silver plated .45-70 I can sell you.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/Sturmgewehr-58/45-70.jpg Is the silver from a cross from Lancaster Cathedral? No 
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:34:51 PM EDT
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I've got some silver plated .45-70 I can sell you.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/Sturmgewehr-58/45-70.jpg Is the silver from a cross from Lancaster Cathedral? No I don't think those bullets are going to work on ghouls, vampires or any other undead souls. |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:37:51 PM EDT
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I know a Shamanic Priestess who will clear your house over the phone for just $250. http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/redsidegaze3up1.5x1.52nd.jpg http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/wallportrait2.5x2.5.jpg Link-Fu geezz every one know that Shaman are not good against the undead.. you need a Paladin for that type of crap. |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 2:42:57 PM EDT
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Dude you are not supposed to drink the water in the bong
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Posted: 1/26/2009 3:05:27 PM EDT
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Had a really freaky dream with a demon trying to possess me. Friend called someone and he blessed it over the phone, i shot the demon with it and he vanished. You need to knock that shit off... Mushrooms can turn on you. |
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Posted: 1/26/2009 3:17:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I know a Shamanic Priestess who will clear your house over the phone for just $250. http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/redsidegaze3up1.5x1.52nd.jpg http://www.heartwisdom.net/images/wallportrait2.5x2.5.jpg Link-Fu geezz every one know that Shaman are not good against the undead.. you need a Paladin for that type of crap. I suppose it could work on a PVP server. |
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