I'm posting this because I'm also bored, and no one is presently shouting at inanimate objects in my neighborhood. It's from [b]gary.jeter[/b], over at the falfiles.com site:
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Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Zed.
When the bombs started fallin, him and his family fled...
And then one day, he was scootin' from some dude
And up through the ground come Osama's sorry brood
Fools, that is, souls sold, Arab freaks
Well, the first thing you know, old Zed's a millionaire
Captured Bin Laden, now Zed, move away from there
Said, Californy is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Zed and Islam
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' them big bombs
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality
Pakistani, that is, set a spell, take your plastic shoes off
Y'all come back now, hear?