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Posted: 12/28/2001 11:59:00 AM EDT

M1A Scout: Daisy
Benelli: Ashley

No names for my USP or Beretta yet.

Posted: 12/28/2001 12:00:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Na.

All the manufactures kind of beat me to it.

Posted: 12/28/2001 12:05:29 PM EDT

[#2]

[b]AR[/b]iel

Posted: 12/28/2001 12:21:36 PM EDT

[#3]

Once I found out you're supposed to I started calling mine "Little Winkie." [;)]

Posted: 12/28/2001 12:28:04 PM EDT

[#4]

M4 #1 -- \
M4 #2 -- -- Collectively known as "The Three Musketeers"
CAR-15 --/

Mossberg 590A1 - "Doc" (Holiday) "I'm your huckleberry"
Mossberg 500 - Wyatt

Glock 30 - Bonnie
Glock 21 - Clyde [:D]

I'm still working on names for the rest of the "gang".

Posted: 12/28/2001 1:28:47 PM EDT

[#5]

AR-15: "Peacemaker"
Mossberg 500 Cruser: "Big Ed"
Beretta 9000s: yet unnamed
Marlin .22: "Sureshot" (okay, so I named it when I was a kid)

Posted: 12/28/2001 1:31:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Beretta 1200FP - "The Get The F*** Out Of My House Gun"

Posted: 12/28/2001 1:42:10 PM EDT

[#7]

Gunsite Rem 870 - Arm Of God.
[shotgun]
Cg.

Posted: 12/28/2001 2:38:00 PM EDT

[#8]

I named my Mini-30 "POS," and I named my brothers SKS "F'ing thing" as in "F'ing thing is broken again!"

Posted: 12/28/2001 2:53:17 PM EDT

[#9]

the ar
the ak
the glock
the 22

Posted: 12/28/2001 2:57:41 PM EDT

[#10]

my AR- Alison
my single shot vrack barrel 12 G sawed off- OLD PAINLESS
my sweedish 6.5mm mauser- Wendy

Posted: 12/28/2001 3:14:19 PM EDT

[#11]

Savage 10fp- The Ground Hog "KILLER"
Remington 700vs- The Tack Driver,because it does.
Most all the others i have are waiting for there nick names.

Posted: 12/28/2001 3:47:40 PM EDT

[#12]

My mossberg 500 is my roomsweeper. cant figure out why tho :D

Posted: 12/28/2001 3:57:05 PM EDT

[#13]

I call my AR, 1911, and 92FS all GI JOES

Posted: 12/28/2001 3:57:48 PM EDT

[#14]

"Charelene, sir..."

Posted: 12/28/2001 3:59:46 PM EDT

[#15]

M15A4(T) - Mr. Thunderbarker

Posted: 12/28/2001 5:00:02 PM EDT

[#16]

Not only do I name my guns, but I also named all my screwdrivers, sockets,wrenches, hammers, pliers, files and power tools. I also named the refrigerator, microwave, washer, drier, vcr, TV, stereo, and dvd player. Then I named my truck, my wife's jeep, son's bicycle, and daughter's stroller. Furthermore, I named all three sinks, both toilets, and the bathtub. If you are going to name one inanimate object, you might as well name all of them, especially the ones you use most frequently. Naming guns is fruity. I don't care what Vikings or Mountain Men did, today it is fruity.

Posted: 12/28/2001 5:05:23 PM EDT

[#17]

My Cav-15 is named Buddy, after my high school dream girl Buddy Fleck. She was divine. To bad I lost track of her two years ago. She was like 5'6"-5'9" brown hair, it was long. Her last known job was house cleaning for a family business. Hobbies included pets and more pets.

If you have seen her drop me a line at [email protected].

[):)]
NSF

Posted: 12/28/2001 5:24:13 PM EDT

[#18]

Bushy is named Ghettoblaster (hence...) [:D]

Decked out Rem. 870 is named Hellhammer. Bonus points if anyone gets the name.

And Glock 21 is named something inappropriate for this forum heheh.

A couple un-named yet.

Posted: 12/28/2001 5:28:01 PM EDT

[#19]

Bessie....
all my guns are named Bessie

Posted: 12/28/2001 6:16:59 PM EDT

[#20]

All my firearms have names... all my firearms are female, too... gives the term 'pocket pistol' a whole new meaning... [:P]

Posted: 12/28/2001 6:22:08 PM EDT

[#21]

The Ar15 is named sweet pea.

Posted: 12/28/2001 6:26:24 PM EDT

[#22]

No, but here are some ideas:

Taliban Tamer
Silver Bitch (for any stainless weapon)

Posted: 12/28/2001 6:34:05 PM EDT

[#23]

Only named two of them (so far, it's not something I take lightly):

[list=1][*]The first AR I built from a kit I called [b]Betty[/b]. The name comes from an album title by the defunct HR/Punk band Helmet. Sometimes the rifle gets referred to as "Bad News Betty".[/*][*]And the second one a good time later: I bought a very sweet Remington 870 from a nice gentleman out in California. He put all the bells and whistles on and did some magic to the barrel. Out to 20 yards, the gun will put all 9 pellets from an Estate Tactical Buck load into a pattern I can cover with my hand. It's also good enough to repeatedly hit an IPSC silhouette out to 116 yards with wimpy S&B slugs. For what should be obvious reasons, that gun is simply called [b]The Vang[/b].[/*][/list=1]

Posted: 12/28/2001 6:36:16 PM EDT

[#24]

Polytech folder,"LIL BITCH"

Posted: 12/28/2001 6:50:46 PM EDT

[#25]

I only name them if they don't work!!!

[peep]

Posted: 12/28/2001 6:52:03 PM EDT

[#26]

You're kidding, right?

Posted: 12/28/2001 10:05:56 PM EDT

[#27]

I've got way to many to name them. I would forget their names. Hell I forget my own name. MORE BEER !!!!!!

Posted: 12/29/2001 6:10:25 AM EDT

[#28]

Too many to name.

Posted: 12/29/2001 6:18:39 AM EDT

[#29]

No, but they call me names sometimes, then I have to discipline them. Can't let your guns run the show, you see.

Posted: 12/29/2001 6:41:00 AM EDT

[#30]

yes, It is called a firearm, what I named my 'gun' is my own business.... ;{>

Posted: 12/29/2001 6:47:45 AM EDT

[#31]

Only my Benelli "the dork slayer".

Posted: 12/29/2001 7:17:27 AM EDT

[#32]

Only 2 of my firearms have names. My Remington 700 LSS in 7mm Ultra Mag I call "Heather" after my girlfriend. My girl calls my AR10T "Big Mama" (it weighs about 14.5lbs.)

Well, make that 3 firearms. I call my Marlin 1895M in 450 Marlin "Thumper" for obvious reasons. [;)]

Posted: 12/29/2001 10:20:45 AM EDT

[#33]

When I bought my Garand it had a real fugly stock, it really must have been through two wars [:D], and the metal finish was slightly worn but solid. So I started calling it "Ole' Ugly."

Now it is rebuilt and restocked. I can't call it "Ole' Ugly" anymore.

Posted: 12/29/2001 10:24:02 AM EDT

[#34]

I named my AR "La Luz"...espanol for The Light...everytime a coyote meets her, it "see's the light"

Posted: 12/29/2001 10:31:35 AM EDT

[#35]

My Bushie M4gery is called my bow because I carry/ store it in a youth bow case, incognito. A bow hunting friend of mine once asked what kind of bow I had pointing to my case. When I "whipped it out" he said "Oh my G_D!". Name stuck. No I am not gay.

Posted: 12/29/2001 10:45:47 AM EDT

[#36]

THAY, FELLATH!
If naming your guns is "fruity", I'll sashay up to the bar with "Darlene" anyday!

Of [i]course[/i] I've named a couple of them!
Just as ships are "female", so are most machines referred to as such.
It's comforting to give the inanimate object a personality.
The Dissipator is "Darlene".
The Beretta 1201FPG3 is "Wicked Vicki".
The Beretta 96 Centurion is "Gina" as in Lolabridgida, the Italian actress.
The Browning BAR Safari is "Diana", Goddess of the Hunt.
What'll I name my next girl, the Remington 700P?

Tune in next thread...maybe it'll be "BRUCE"!!!

Edited for the "I'm not gay, but, my wife is jealous of the guns" disclaimer. [rolleyes]

Posted: 12/29/2001 11:05:08 AM EDT

[#37]

All mine came with "names" from the manufacturer. I would expect to get a discount on a gun I had to "name" myself.

Posted: 12/29/2001 9:07:55 PM EDT

[#38]

This is a funny thead, keep'm commin...
BrenLover

Posted: 12/30/2001 12:40:58 AM EDT

[#39]

Glock 21 - "Hans"
Glock 30 - "Franz"

"We are here to pump you up!"

[:D]

Posted: 12/30/2001 1:07:37 AM EDT

[#40]

This is my [B]BOOMSTICK![/B]

Posted: 12/30/2001 4:39:15 PM EDT

[#41]

The Green Dusty Knee... M1 Garand

Miss Parker ... Mossberg M44

Pvt. Benjamin... Colt Gold Cup

Misty ... S&W 659

Emma ... Erma Excam PPKS

Ruby... Oly/Misc. Spacegun

Leadbutt... Tannery/Holliger CMP SVC (because the #6 shot balances the heavy barrel)

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