Somewhere in the Tora Bora region......

A large group of Taliban 'fighters' are moving down a road, when a voice calls out from behind a sand dune, "One Australian SAS Trooper is better than 10 Taliban terrorists".

The Taliban Commander sends 10 of his best men over the dune. A brief fire fight occurs, then silence.

The voice calls out again "One Australian SAS Trooper is better than 100 Taliban terrorists".

Really pissed off, the Taliban Commander orders 100 more of his best men over the dune.... Another wicked, but brief fire fight is heard, followed again by silence.

Then the voice again says "One Australian SAS trooper is better than 1000 Taliban terrorists"

This time, the enemy commander is as mad as a mulla, and he quickly musters 1000 men to attack the dune.

They go over the top, and again, but this time a rather intense fire fight carries on for about 10  minutes, then silence.

Eventually one Taliban 'soldier' drags himself back, half dead, and goes over to the commander, and says "don't send any more men, its a trap. There are TWO of the cunts"

1feral1
Sydney

LOL!![:D]

I don't know what you boys from Australia call yourselves but sheesh!  The big "C" word has a whole different meaning stateside (at least I think so).  That would make some Foster's beer commercial.

Actually I heard on CNN that this is a true story. JK thought it was a good one tho.


Six

This is an old joke.. one of those 'plug your military branch in here' type of jokes.

I've heard it with a couple of Rangers and a couple of Marines.

Got this joke out of a local Picture magazine. A soft porn mag, and I thought I had to post it. It won $50 in a joke competion. Try www.picturemag.com.au for a perv at some of our Sheilas.

ya, the C word does have a different meaning down here.

Cheers

That was a riot, 1feral1!

Silly me, I'd never heard that joke before!

I guess I've led a very sheltered life or something!

BTW, Merry Christmas to 'Our Man Down Under' and his family!

Eric The(AndAHappyNewYear,OfCourse!)Hun[>]:)]