Here's more of his little gems that I have been reading:
H.R.467 : To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to exclude from the gross estate the value of certain works of artistic property created by the decedent.
(does this mean I can establish a precedent in my will that declares my collection of $100 bills a work of art in some fashion?)
H.R.690 : To amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to provide a mechanism for United States citizens and lawful permanent residents to sponsor their permanent partners for residence in the United States, and for other purposes.
(My won't this be convenient for some national interests to exploit)
H.R.964 : To amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to exempt certain elderly persons from demonstrating an understanding of the English language and the history, principles, and form of government of the United States as a requirement for naturalization, and to permit certain other elderly persons to take the history and government examination in a language of their choice.
(well... now isn't this convenient. Elderly immigrants are victims of age and nationality)
H.R.139 : To provide incentive funds to States that have in effect a certain law.
(hmmm.... interesting... could be useful... could be bad)
These are his own masterpieces. His co-sponsorships are a friggin HOOT!!