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Posted: 11/21/2008 10:47:48 PM EDT

My friend's all pissed off because I mentioned he was married. These chicks weren't even that hot they were just talking forever. I only said two words in like 10 minutes.

I said, " he's married so..."

then the chicks just bailed and my stupid friend started givving me a ton of shit. Nexttime I won't say even one word. two words ruined the night, against my better judgement I said them.

I thought I could get a tactical advantage by getting into the conversation, I didn't even want to, they weren't that HOT!!

i need to keep my mouth shut, i have no idea what women want to hear. Ugly college hippie chicks, my buddy doesn't get none at home from his wife so he was all stoked.

thats all

Posted: 11/21/2008 10:49:03 PM EDT

[#1]

cock blocker!

Posted: 11/21/2008 10:57:37 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
cock blocker!

This

Posted: 11/21/2008 10:59:33 PM EDT

[#3]

you can go to hell with that shit`11!

Posted: 11/21/2008 11:03:04 PM EDT

[#4]

California huh... it's not cock blocking if it's a GAY marriage.

Posted: 11/21/2008 11:07:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
California huh... it's not cock blocking if it's a GAY marriage.

Some wingman you are.

Posted: 11/21/2008 11:10:33 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

California huh... it's not cock blocking if it's a GAY marriage.

Would it be called a ButtPlug then?

Posted: 11/21/2008 11:13:18 PM EDT

[#7]

What you have quoted is actually four words.

If you had stopped at two words, your former friend would be balls deep right now.

Posted: 11/21/2008 11:14:29 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
California huh... it's not cock blocking if it's a GAY marriage.

Yeha we're into that, thats why I'm posting here...

fuckin guy...

Posted: 11/21/2008 11:26:08 PM EDT

[#9]

Its a cock block yes, but atleast you kept a married man somewhat faithful.

Posted: 11/22/2008 12:34:28 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Its a cock block yes, but atleast you kept a married man somewhat faithful.

Dude, that was the last thing on my mind but I suppose you're right.

I'm ine3vitably a terrible wingman

Posted: 11/22/2008 12:55:16 AM EDT

[#11]

Married dude should not put himself in a position to even be around high availability pie.

Not at work, out with the guys, etc.

You're not your brother's keeper. He should know better.

Posted: 11/22/2008 1:01:56 AM EDT

[#12]

if he wants the single life, he sould be single.

why marry when you still want some pie from any bakery. Unless your spouse wants an open relationship then I guess its ok.

Posted: 11/22/2008 2:12:27 AM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 11/22/2008 2:18:02 AM EDT

[#14]

Been there, done that. Live and learn.

Posted: 11/22/2008 2:18:47 AM EDT

[#15]

damn yo, take the rings off and hit that shit

Posted: 11/22/2008 3:39:51 AM EDT

[#16]

Love will find a Way.

Then he will be sleeping on your couch when his wife takes his money and guns.

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