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Posted: 11/21/2008 1:44:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:48:18 PM EDT
[#1]
F em, how else do u expect us to get turkey, ask the turkey for it?
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:49:51 PM EDT
[#2]
heh.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:49:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Curiously, she makes me want to choke a chicken.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:53:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Curiously, she makes me want to choke a chicken.


Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:55:13 PM EDT
[#5]
That turkey started it! got what was come'n to 'em
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:56:10 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Curiously, she makes me want to choke a chicken.




Not you. A different kind of "member."
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:57:04 PM EDT
[#7]
Sarah Palin laughs in interview while phlegm posts a dupe!
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:57:13 PM EDT
[#8]
I found that funny.

She really doesn't give a shit. Under normal circumstances, someone- Palin herself, her handlers, the cameraman, the newslady- would have rethought the background for that interview.

But she doesn't care. Nor do most Alaskans. That's why I love her.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 1:57:51 PM EDT
[#9]
most ppl just think turkeys voluntarily die and hop into a plastic bag and go the grocery store.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:03:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Curiously, she makes me want to choke a chicken.





Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:03:52 PM EDT
[#11]
And I will bet that that beautiful woman would do the same thing if that turkey were a terrorist.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:05:32 PM EDT
[#12]
I like how she says she will probably catch shit for being here doing this.  Lol, yep.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:06:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Curiously, she makes me want to choke a chicken.




Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:08:43 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
I found that funny.

She really doesn't give a shit. Under normal circumstances, someone- Palin herself, her handlers, the cameraman, the newslady- would have rethought the background for that interview.

But she doesn't care. Nor do most Alaskans. That's why I love her.


pretty much spot on.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:09:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Ok, i'm gonna show my city-boy-ness on this one...


how is that turkey slaughtered once they put it upside down in that funnel thingy?  does it break its neck? decapitate it?  All i saw was the bird shakin around and the dude holdin onto it looking over his shoulder at the interview
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:10:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Shes fucking awesome.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:12:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I found that funny.

She really doesn't give a shit. Under normal circumstances, someone- Palin herself, her handlers, the cameraman, the newslady- would have rethought the background for that interview.

But she doesn't care. Nor do most Alaskans. That's why I love her.


Good point.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:13:03 PM EDT
[#18]
What was that thing that the dude was putting the turkey in?
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:13:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Good for her. God she is soooooo milfy!!
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:13:47 PM EDT
[#20]
I slaughtered chickens once, when I was a kid, on a farm.
It was entertaining to say the least.

We love you Sarah.

PETA faggots can simply fuck off.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:13:52 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Ok, i'm gonna show my city-boy-ness on this one...


how is that turkey slaughtered once they put it upside down in that funnel thingy?  does it break its neck? decapitate it?  All i saw was the bird shakin around and the dude holdin onto it looking over his shoulder at the interview


i'd like to know too.

if all that cone did was kill it, it doesn't seem very efficient.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:16:06 PM EDT
[#22]
Decapitation, and bleed out.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:17:12 PM EDT
[#23]
link to youtube with a bunch of peta commenter's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:18:03 PM EDT
[#24]
A long time ago, we used funnels and their heads stuck out the bottom.
You could cut them, blood drains out and they are restrained enough that they don't thrash around and beat/bruise themselves up.
Didn't watch the vid, but suspect that's what you are seeing.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:18:21 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Ok, i'm gonna show my city-boy-ness on this one...


how is that turkey slaughtered once they put it upside down in that funnel thingy?  does it break its neck? decapitate it?  All i saw was the bird shakin around and the dude holdin onto it looking over his shoulder at the interview


Yeah, I kept waiting for some kind of decapitation device to get activated or something, but it just looked like he put the turkey upside down in there.  (Obviously, the hack the head off, and the blood drains into the trough below.)  Guess he was waiting for Palin to come over and do something??
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:20:22 PM EDT
[#26]
Stick them in the funnel, slice the neck almost all the way but not quite off and let them sit for 1-2 minutes.  Wash, rinse and repeat.

The purpose is to allow them to drain without flopping all around the yard.

Joe
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:22:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Allrighty then... the city boy question answered then.  


I guess i always just had pictured in my head the cartoonish image of putting the turkey's neck on the old tree stump and using a hatchet.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:26:00 PM EDT
[#28]
This was breaking news on MSNBC.

They spent a 15 minute segment on it, and showed a censored video to "protect the children."

What a bunch of fucking pussies
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:27:44 PM EDT
[#29]
Palin's "hotness" is way over rated IMO.

Ok.....go ahead...burn the witch.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:27:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
This was breaking news on MSNBC.

They spent a 15 minute segment on it, and showed a censored video to "protect the children."

What a bunch of fucking pussies



If someone cant stomach watching that then they should not be allowed to eat meat of any kind.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:28:24 PM EDT
[#31]
No dresser drawer?
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:28:43 PM EDT
[#32]
Our founding fathers would roll over in their graves if they knew that their descendants were killing innocent turkeys just to eat them
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:29:55 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I found that funny.

She really doesn't give a shit. Under normal circumstances, someone- Palin herself, her handlers, the cameraman, the newslady- would have rethought the background for that interview.

But she doesn't care. Nor do most Alaskans. That's why I love her.


pretty much spot on.


Dead on

And she's a Starbucks drinker too............she's got the whole package goin on'.

Todd is indeed a lucky man.........and the White House and everyone that voted against her have no idea what their missing

Maybe next time.

Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:31:20 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Palin's "hotness" is way over rated IMO.

Ok.....go ahead...burn the witch.




He's a witch!!! Burn Him!!!


He turned me into a Newt....










I got better....
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:31:34 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
This was breaking news on MSNBC.

They spent a 15 minute segment on it, and showed a censored video to "protect the children."

What a bunch of fucking pussies



If someone cant stomach watching that then they should not be allowed to eat meat of any kind.


There ya go. How many of the children "protected" from this terrible sight are going to eat turkey next week?

For the love of God, protect us from reality!

Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:33:16 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Palin's "hotness" is way over rated IMO.

Ok.....go ahead...burn the witch.


Everything is relative. If you had a choice between her, Obama and McCain, which would you do?

Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:34:14 PM EDT
[#37]

I bet she looks hot in camo too.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:34:50 PM EDT
[#38]
You are all wrong. Those people in Alaska don't believe in ducks and dresser draws but turkeys and funnels. Didn't you notice that smirk on the guys face?
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:35:02 PM EDT
[#39]
You wouldn't even be able to see her if she had camo on.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:48:10 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Good for her. God she is soooooo milfy!!


Yup !
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:50:17 PM EDT
[#41]
Her media person should be fired...immediately.

It's so blatant, it almost seems staged.



eta: The photoshops nearly create themselves. I can see it now, her laughing in the foreground, with the Hindenburg in the background...or a hanging...
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:54:07 PM EDT
[#42]
Mmm... I think I'll go make myself a turkey sammich.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:57:20 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Her media person should be fired...immediately.

It's so blatant, it almost seems staged.



eta: The photoshops nearly create themselves. I can see it now, her laughing in the foreground, with the Hindenburg in the background...or a hanging...


I believe you have a good point, same with that stupid SNL show they should have known better .They weren't laughing with her they were laughing at her and she did the show twice.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 2:58:00 PM EDT
[#44]
It's almost like it was set up. Like a bad SNL skit.  

Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:04:13 PM EDT
[#45]
I swear. If there's any fault I can find with Sara Palin is her choice in who she picks to look out for her. Don't know if she had any say in the election but I had to roll my eyes over the French Radio joke her people let slip through.

...and WTF with the dude in the back ground choking the chicken turkey? I think he had camera envy.

This is why Palin will not be the nominee in 2012.

Yeah, I like her but it just isn't gong to happen.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:29:01 PM EDT
[#46]
When she mentioned 'Stryker Brigade' I wasn't sure if that was the name of her kid or something else, had to look it up.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:38:10 PM EDT
[#47]
wtf was in the background??? a wood chipper??? turkey juicer???? lol
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:42:27 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Curiously, she makes me want to choke a chicken.


Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:42:41 PM EDT
[#49]
I can't begin to express my complete disgust of the mainstream media and their unending jihad against Sarah Palin.  

The MSM is lower than Whale shit at the bottom of the ocean.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:45:25 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
What was that thing that the dude was putting the turkey in?


In the old days DKProf turkey farmers would just slam their heads in a drawer and wait for the spasms to end.
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