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Posted: 11/19/2008 2:11:36 PM EDT

clicky...its work safe

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:13:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Your love knows bounds!!

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:14:52 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:14:55 PM EDT

[#3]

holy shit thats for real. whats funny is someone posted a reply in the thread making fun of his wife. It looks like the poster thought the thread was supposed to be a joke.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:15:04 PM EDT

[#4]

Holy....shit.....

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:15:21 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
clicky...its work safe

....I think I'd rather eat a bullet than hit that.

What the f**k do you inflict upon people you hate???

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:15:28 PM EDT

[#6]

nice

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:16:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:17:11 PM EDT

[#8]

O...M...G!!!!

What the???

Dang!

I mean... good for him... I guess. But geez...

She must have one helluva personality!!!

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:17:26 PM EDT

[#9]

I'm speechless. Truly.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:00 PM EDT

[#10]

You know what. How can you judge a person by their looks alone? Grow up.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:02 PM EDT

[#11]

PTSS

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:37 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:45 PM EDT

[#13]

A face that would make a train take a dirt road...

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:52 PM EDT

[#14]

Maybe the groom just got out of prison.....in Peru.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:19:27 PM EDT

[#15]

There is someone for everyone. And if my someone looks like that, I'll pass.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:19:27 PM EDT

[#16]

This will flame down fast I imagine...IBTL on 1

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:20:17 PM EDT

[#17]

His bride looks like a dude seriously she has a five o'clock shadow.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:20:55 PM EDT

[#18]

Those pics are horrific.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:21:26 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:23:00 PM EDT

[#20]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:23:07 PM EDT

[#21]

Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:23:16 PM EDT

[#22]

WTF! Is that dude for real!?

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:24:03 PM EDT

[#23]

They say, “love is blind.”

I guess they are right…

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:24:12 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:05 PM EDT

[#25]

And that dude posts in a mixed martial arts forum?

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:33 PM EDT

[#26]

I played in a band with a guy who liked them at least that big or even bigger and he was about the size of crumbum there.

Some guys like blonds, some guys like black girls, some guys like GUYS, and some guys are attracted to the morbidly obese!

He seems happy! I'm sure he gives a fuck what we think.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:39 PM EDT

[#27]

I don't even know what to say.

The "aerodynamic forehead" was spot on.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:50 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
You know what. How can you judge a person by their looks alone? Grow up.

You know... I agree with you. And I've been pretty disgusted by the retard mentality of Arfcom in these threads over the years. I've seen MANY a woman that people here were calling "fat" or "fugly" that I thought was cute and was probably a catch.

But this gal has a lot going against her in the looks department. Like I said... she must have quite a personality. And good for this guy for seeing that. I'm lucky I guess... my wife has looks and personality. I'll take that over a looker with no personality any day.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:59 PM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:26:13 PM EDT

[#30]

BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's awesome!

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:26:37 PM EDT

[#31]

Someone read the 29 pages and post whether or not it is for real. I doubt it.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:26:37 PM EDT

[#32]

Goddamn, I hope they don't have kids:

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:27:31 PM EDT

[#33]

My BS meter is on "probable"

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:05 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:15 PM EDT

[#35]

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

ETA: That gem is on page 4, BTW.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:30 PM EDT

[#36]

Rule #6; never sleep with anything you can't bench press.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:50 PM EDT

[#37]

In on 1....

Originally Posted by kkingjayy
Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent.

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:57 PM EDT

[#38]

you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor

DOH!

I think are last Airsoft buddy could take him.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:00 PM EDT

[#39]

This isnt a joke is it?

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:02 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Rule #6; never sleep with anything you can't bench press.

She didn't

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:03 PM EDT

[#41]

Bloody Hell! That chick has more Chins than the Hong Kong phone book!

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:48 PM EDT

[#42]

well....ummm...nevermind

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:30:11 PM EDT

[#43]

she looks really happy. Good for her.
Good for him, I mean really!
We should pay for the honeymoon!!!

He saved a few of you , f he had not married her, one of you would have been eaten by her

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:30:55 PM EDT

[#44]

The wedding cake was made out of Twinkies for god's sake.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:31:19 PM EDT

[#45]

Epic troll:

first counter proof

Facebook page of actual guy

OP admits troll

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:09 PM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:19 PM EDT

[#47]

I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:29 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
holy shit thats for real. whats funny is someone posted a reply in the thread making fun of his wife. It looks like the poster thought the thread was supposed to be a joke.

We had the same thing here last week.

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:57 PM EDT

[#49]

OMG...

Posted: 11/19/2008 2:33:07 PM EDT

[#50]

My hand gives me a bigger boner is more attractive

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