My 10 year old son and I were wrestling tonight, he looked me right in the eyes and said "Daddy, I'm gonna rip off your skull and crap down your windpipe!".  Yes he won, I was laughing too hard to fight back.

Was riding with a friend & her 7 year old daughter one day, while driving on the bridge across the lake, the little one says "there's the Hell". I asked her to repeat that & she did. I then asked do you mean the dam?? She said yes, I knew it was one of those bad words. I LMAO for quite awhile!!!

ColtShorty

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"I won't be wronged,  I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."