I can tell he's a mild mannered fellow. Workaholic, but according to the loose buttoned shirt, he likes to kick back and relax after a hard days work. His favorite past time is sitting down by a fireplace in a turtle neck sweater and reading a good novel. His favorite books are homoerotic non-fictions, written by his closest friends. He drives a fuel efficient car, not because he cares about the environment or global warming, but because he cares about his image. He's the kind of person who farts in a tuber ware container and seals it, leaving the next unlucky fellow to use it a victim of his sick game. His favorite band is the Beatles, and when his wife is out he enjoys to dress up in her undergarments and make out with his daughters play dolls.
Ok, I have to stop before I lose it.