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Posted: 12/9/2001 5:20:57 PM EDT

Home? Quick, what should I do. No way I'm surrendering. Current equipment is closet full of ninja gear and various BDU colors (no aqua blue dammit). Maybe I could throw rocks? Where's my palenstinian rock throwing brothers when I need them???

Oh shit, they just cut the power. Im on battery power now. I only have 2 three hour batteries. Wait... I hear something coming over the loudspeaker

"...ing in there and we're gonna drag your terrorist loving ass out"

WTF?!?! I only donated the money to that "charity" because it was tax-deductible. Oh shit. TEAR GAS.

Guys immediate tactical advice is needed. Take no prisoners!

What's that burning smell?

[):)]
NSF

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:22:40 PM EDT

[#1]

[>:/]
uuhhhhhhhhh
what??

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:25:11 PM EDT

[#2]

Dude, if you have a silenced revolver and a sub-MOA shotgun you can withstand [b]anything[/b].

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:25:23 PM EDT

[#3]

LMAO JoJo. Sned them some of your womenz. Maybe that'll help calm things down.

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:26:00 PM EDT

[#4]

I think that burning smell is probably your fried egg of a brain on drugs.

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:26:23 PM EDT

[#5]

Put on gas mask, extinguish fire(s), and assess situation. Find cell phone and call friends to help/witness. Call trusted lawyer. Pray.

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:30:36 PM EDT

[#6]

[b]Dude, I think you need to put the pipe down![/b]

hehehe

medcop

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:31:19 PM EDT

[#7]

Show 'em those pictures of you in a dress.

That'll convince 'em that you're no threat.

While they are rolling on the ground, LTAO, you can make your stealthy escape.

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:31:25 PM EDT

[#8]

Tell them that you want to surrender to Fox Mauder and Dana Scully.

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:31:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Dude, if you have a silenced revolver and a sub-MOA shotgun you can withstand [b]anything[/b].

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LMAO!!! I love this place! [(:)]

No_Expert

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:36:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Matt, You're doing it again!
Put the bottle down and go to bed.
You aren't old enough to drink, and you don't have the experience to handle hard alcohol!

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:03:23 PM EDT

[#11]

Jojo, you've got waayyyyyy to much time on your hands.

Wait,Ive got it... What would you do if the mothership lands and a bunch of aliens with death rays come out.

Noooooo...they all look like clones of Janet Reno....

Now the leader, the uglier Janet Reno speaks to me and says"Xnnxxgorp zyyrwwe, gnoppedxxwt"

I level my M4gery at it and then the gun starts to teleport, one atom at a time.. the particle trail flying straight into Reno's mouth...... now the gun is gone up to the pistol grip, wait!.. there goes my arm and STOP,.. Sto... hhhuu gaakkkk..

...
..
.

Whew!... what would you do?[(:|)]

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:29:42 PM EDT

[#12]

Pop a cold one and kiss my ass goodbye.

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:38:07 PM EDT

[#13]

Pull that needle from your arm and surrender.

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:48:32 PM EDT

[#14]

After putting down the pipe and pulling the needle CALL the LOCAL COPS. Believe it or not they're your best bet.

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:50:35 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Pop a cold one and kiss my ass goodbye.

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I can't bend over as far as you, raf. What should I do?

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:53:11 PM EDT

[#16]

Kiss MY ass goodbye [:D]

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:54:22 PM EDT

[#17]

call for fire support from the mall artillery corps, then hose em down with your sp5s

Posted: 12/9/2001 7:00:44 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Kiss MY ass goodbye [:D]

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OK, but you've gotta shower and shave it first [:D]

Posted: 12/9/2001 7:03:11 PM EDT

[#19]

Done. [:D]

Posted: 12/9/2001 7:55:56 PM EDT

[#20]

I would dial 911, then call Security Chief Shlomo and request immediate evac.

Posted: 12/10/2001 2:58:33 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Matt, You're doing it again!
Put the bottle down and go to bed.
You aren't old enough to drink, and you don't have the experience to handle hard alcohol!

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Wine coolers?

Posted: 12/10/2001 4:11:43 AM EDT

[#22]

This sounds like LEO bashing to me. You'd better edit your comments, or else!

edited to add: Not ALL mods are bad!

QS

Posted: 12/10/2001 9:37:59 AM EDT

[#23]

Awww, youse guys (noo Joisey tawk) are making fun of this serious request for help. The poor lad is so flustered that he's forgotton about his special wall-climbing Ninja boots. Those are the obvious soution. The FBI won't expect to see him up on the walls/ceiling and he can just walk out the same door they came in. Don't forget to step over (under?) the top of the door. Hate to trip a Ninja and have him fall off the ceiling!!

Posted: 12/10/2001 9:52:56 AM EDT

[#24]

NSFJojo,

"That burning smell". [smoke] .......sure you don't have the DEA outside........BTW "Hamas" is not a legitimate tax-deductable charity.......just thought you should know......... [sniper]

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