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Posted: 10/3/2008 5:47:52 PM EDT

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:48:09 PM EDT

[#1]

In.

ETA-

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:48:30 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
In.

As am I.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:05 PM EDT

[#3]

In.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:06 PM EDT

[#4]

~~Eject.~~

I meant to post this really:

Have a mechanic check it out.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:14 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
In.

Quoted:
Eject.

She is cheating.

ETA: I read the whole post.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:19 PM EDT

[#6]

An oldie but a goodie!

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:30 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:31 PM EDT

[#8]

Where's that eject picture?

In.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:34 PM EDT

[#9]

This one was funnier in the 3rd grade.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:41 PM EDT

[#10]

i want my minute back.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:48 PM EDT

[#11]

^^ Did you guys read the thread? like, the last two sentences?

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Is this a re-post of someone else's? I know I've seen this before.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:49:58 PM EDT

[#13]

My advice : Don't take the boards advice.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:03 PM EDT

[#14]

Lol, 2 for 9

Edit: make that 3 for 12

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:16 PM EDT

[#15]

Did any of you read what he posted?

Edit. Looks like some did.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:29 PM EDT

[#16]

In on the front page

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:32 PM EDT

[#17]

You guys read much?

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:50:38 PM EDT

[#18]

In, sensing epicness

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:07 PM EDT

[#19]

your wife is Foing!!!

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:09 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:42 PM EDT

[#21]

Hide your assets. Cancel all your credit cards. Contact the top twenty divorce attorneys now (precludes her from using them that way). Good luck.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:47 PM EDT

[#22]

In on one!

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:49 PM EDT

[#23]

Permatex sealant for the valve cover gaskets and the wife's vagina

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:56 PM EDT

[#24]

Yes she's cheating. I went through it just like that and I guarantee she's cheating. How is youe sex life with her? Does she avoid it, or screw your brains out with no emotional buy in?

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:51:58 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Yes she's cheating. I went through it just like that and I guarantee she's cheating. How is youe sex life with her? Does she avoid it, or screw your brains out with no emotional buy in?

Quoted:
Hide your assets. Cancel all your credit cards. Contact the top twenty divorce attorneys now (precludes her from using them that way). Good luck.

Quoted:
In, sensing epicness

Fail.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:09 PM EDT

[#26]

Kill the bitch...and take the bike to the dealer.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:21 PM EDT

[#27]

The bike will be fine! But if your wife comes in "leaking oil" I'd send her back to the dealer.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:33 PM EDT

[#28]

Take it back to the dealer.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:56 PM EDT

[#29]

*yawn*

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:52:57 PM EDT

[#30]

Claymore her

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:53:32 PM EDT

[#31]

Did I make the first page?

Take it to the dealer!

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:54:52 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Did I make the first page?

Take it to the dealer!

Yeah. There's like 20 posts left.

Close though.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:16 PM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:44 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did I make the first page?

Take it to the dealer!

Yeah. There's like 20 posts left.

Close though.

They're catching on.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:47 PM EDT

[#35]

Trade 'em both in for newer models.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:55:56 PM EDT

[#36]

Final pg. 1 post.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:09 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yes she's cheating. I went through it just like that and I guarantee she's cheating. How is youe sex life with her? Does she avoid it, or screw your brains out with no emotional buy in?

Quoted:
Hide your assets. Cancel all your credit cards. Contact the top twenty divorce attorneys now (precludes her from using them that way). Good luck.

Quoted:
In, sensing epicness

Fail.

Do you see now why you FAIL with your FAIL call? You have already pointed out great examples.

After page one, no one reads the original post, and all sorts of nonsense will follow, just wait for it.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:30 PM EDT

[#38]

Did you check to make sure your nuts are tight?

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:33 PM EDT

[#39]

Man up and change them yourself.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:37 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

The bike will be fine! But if your wife comes in "leaking oil" I'd send her back to the dealer.

That could just mean she is "Full"

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:56:55 PM EDT

[#41]

I like all the answers when they haven't even read the story.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:12 PM EDT

[#42]

Har!!!

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:36 PM EDT

[#43]

Should be able to fix the bike yourself with the proper tools. Other than that with all that other free time I say invite some girls over.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:46 PM EDT

[#44]

Last post, pg. 1.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:48 PM EDT

[#45]

Page 2?

Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:51 PM EDT

[#46]

I think your thought warrant further investigation. Maybe you need a private eye to look into things for you.

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:57:57 PM EDT

[#47]

Run her down with the bike, then let insurance take care of both of them

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:58:08 PM EDT

[#48]

I guess that would depend on what kind of tools you have. Are you handy?

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:58:10 PM EDT

[#49]

Depends. Is it a Harley?

Posted: 10/3/2008 5:58:38 PM EDT

[#50]

Some of you fuckers need to learn to read.

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