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Posted: 12/8/2001 12:03:09 AM EDT

Ok, First we find out Jewbroni isn't a Jew, and then we find out 71_Hour_Achmed isn't an Arab. What is next? Goatboy isn't a Goat? FrankSquid isn't a Squid? Is NAKEDGUNMAN really clothed? Does No_Expert actually know what he is talking about? Punkatomic runs on conventional power, and SomeGuyInAHat doesn't own any?
Some people think it is a blessing to be a genius, but these questions weighing on my mind are a curse. Oh, it is lonely, when you are so brilliant. [}:D]

Posted: 12/8/2001 12:10:28 AM EDT

[#1]

?

Posted: 12/8/2001 12:15:21 AM EDT

[#2]

[img]wsphotofews.excite.com/019/73/g5/yu/aj52393.jpg[/img]

Posted: 12/8/2001 1:15:46 AM EDT

[#3]

I've been mentioned in someone else's post! Woohoo!

Posted: 12/8/2001 1:38:15 AM EDT

[#4]

and he didnt ask about my tattoos( yes i have a "few" )

Posted: 12/8/2001 2:10:34 AM EDT

[#5]

I really own an 1846.

Posted: 12/8/2001 2:15:42 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Some people think it is a blessing to be a genius, but these questions weighing on my mind are a curse. Oh, it is lonely, when you are so brilliant. [}:D]

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OK Super Genius, mixing alcohol and your meds is doing a number on you again...[IMG]http://cwm.mengi.net/s/contrib/aahmed/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

Posted: 12/8/2001 2:20:44 AM EDT

[#7]

rikwriter is my bestest buddy.

Posted: 12/8/2001 5:20:11 AM EDT

[#8]

uh huh

Posted: 12/8/2001 5:30:41 AM EDT

[#9]

I hate to burst your bubble but I am NOT a Squid. I only smell like one.

Posted: 12/8/2001 5:41:44 AM EDT

[#10]

I'm not really totally garmentless, my clothes are just old.[:O]

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:03:51 AM EDT

[#11]

I am still a QCMGR.

Now isn't that better.

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:05:00 AM EDT

[#12]

Is Eric the Hun really a Mongol??
Is Imbroglio really a reasonable, intelligent human being?
Is Garandman really Richard Dawkins posting incognito for fun?

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:09:03 AM EDT

[#13]

Is Eric the Hun really a Mongol??

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Almost, but my g-g-g-g-grandmother was able to outrun all her Mongol pursuers!

And the Huns ain't stopped running since!

Eric The(AndSettledQuitePeaceablyInTexas,UntilTheWarBetweenTheStates,ButThat'sAnotherStory!)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:10:53 AM EDT

[#14]

And yes, my name really is Jon Smith......I swear....... [smoke]

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:13:50 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Ok, First we find out Jewbroni isn't a Jew, and then we find out 71_Hour_Achmed isn't an Arab. What is next? Goatboy isn't a Goat? FrankSquid isn't a Squid? Is NAKEDGUNMAN really clothed? Does No_Expert actually know what he is talking about? Punkatomic runs on conventional power, and SomeGuyInAHat doesn't own any?
Some people think it is a blessing to be a genius, but these questions weighing on my mind are a curse. Oh, it is lonely, when you are so brilliant. [}:D]

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Are you addressing me specifically?

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:51:51 AM EDT

[#16]

I'm not a major.
I'm really just a 13 year old Canadian boy.

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:55:23 AM EDT

[#17]

I may be strong,
but smell ain't everything.

Posted: 12/8/2001 6:59:54 AM EDT

[#18]

I am concerned about this thread, Whom.

Posted: 12/8/2001 8:32:47 AM EDT

[#19]

What about me?

Posted: 12/8/2001 8:52:43 AM EDT

[#20]

I am actually [i]not[/i] a black pimp (specifically not, the most pimpenest mo-fo of them all).

Nor am I a pile of CaMg(CO3)2 you witty bastards!

Hey, [b]I[/b] am simply yet another AR15 owner, operator, and enthusiast who just happens to believe that the Buford Pusser "Walking Tall" film trilogy is the pinnacle of American entertainment to date. Here's an actual picture of a wax dummy of him:
[img]http://www.netsnapshot.com/users/1340/images/PBJQScCoBQIAAAdSGD8_1340_32.pjpeg[/img]

Posted: 12/8/2001 11:55:06 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
and he didnt ask about my tattoos( yes i have a "few" )

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Dang! I thought you picked it to honor Herve' Villechaize! Da plane! Da plane!

Posted: 12/8/2001 12:03:48 PM EDT

[#22]

OK OK OK Ya got me......I'm really not a Lord. I lost my Lordship a while back. I am your common money changer. Just your typical working class.

Posted: 12/8/2001 12:14:14 PM EDT

[#23]

WhomItMayConcern,

IM afraid you know to much,
please wait patiently at your residence for the thought police to arrive.
so they may escort you to a reeducation facility

Posted: 12/8/2001 12:28:18 PM EDT

[#24]

Yes, 5150bry is frickin' crazy. But am I really his wife??????? (Hmmmmm.......)[shock]
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. Ahhhh, but OF COURSE! [sex]

(..and yes I like guns and have my own.)

Posted: 12/8/2001 1:00:47 PM EDT

[#25]

I really am a Rew, my father had a weird sense of humor.[:)]

Rew

Posted: 12/8/2001 1:03:48 PM EDT

[#26]

hell elkydriver doesnt even drive an elcamino any more
what is this world coming to?[+]:D]

edited because i cant spell

Posted: 12/8/2001 1:07:03 PM EDT

[#27]

Actually I am Halfcocked......when compared to a Percheron stallion. [:D]

Posted: 12/8/2001 4:00:39 PM EDT

[#28]

OK, I did a 6 day investigation, called many people, checked all internet avenues, and spent thousands of dollars, to find out that I am not a real BISHOP!!! The SHOCK that I experienced has kept me quiet for about an hour....
[-!-!-]

BISHOP

Posted: 12/9/2001 12:35:47 AM EDT

[#29]

[shock] [stick] Oh, I feel so dirty! I...I...I... don't own an AR15 anymore![>Q] Yes its true, I keep telling myself that a Bushmaster is only a paycheck or two away, but things like bills, diapers, and Harley Davidsons keep getting in the way. I will now hang my head in shame [uzi]

Posted: 12/9/2001 1:24:48 AM EDT

[#30]

Far enough off the evolutionary scale to qualify as simian. As well as a penchant for climbing, innappropriate outbursts and a little "self-touching". Don't make me fling feces!

Posted: 12/9/2001 1:44:51 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Far enough off the evolutionary scale to qualify as simian. As well as a penchant for climbing, innappropriate outbursts and a little "self-touching". Don't make me fling feces!

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Want a banana? [:P]

Posted: 12/9/2001 4:06:55 AM EDT

[#32]

If you fly a boom in the military...you'll know of me.

Posted: 12/9/2001 5:52:32 AM EDT

[#33]

OK, I'll 'fess up.

I really do live in Californistan, but I'm not a kid. Except in the eyes of my mom.

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:08:28 AM EDT

[#34]

YEP!!!!!!!!!!
GO FIGGER
Not to worry though. Don't like bein' preached to, so I don't preach at.

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:15:24 AM EDT

[#35]

My name is Paul

Posted: 12/9/2001 6:45:22 AM EDT

[#36]

Hi,

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My name is Paul

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and I'm a Moderator, it's been 8 weeks since I locked a thread. I'd like to thank my sponsor GoatBoy for being there when I feel the need to ban a member.

[:D] just funnin ya!

I'm actually feeling priviledged to be mentioned in the context of another's post. (as long as it's a good thing)

of course, I'm "No Expert" compared to some of the guys here, maybe oneday I'll change my namer to "Know_Expert". [:D]

still,

No_Expert

Posted: 12/9/2001 7:13:12 AM EDT

[#37]

And I of course, am 45

caliber wise though....lets see not very long but thick.....nah probably closer to halfcocked....but that handle was taken
no delusions of grandeur here

Oh shit, I was talking about my favorite pistol caliber......[pistol]

Posted: 12/9/2001 8:28:07 AM EDT

[#38]

free willy really is my nick name and has been so for 10 years or more. 300 lbs and i love to scuba. just can't figure where the nickname came from. however, since i have gotten married, i am also known as 'not so' free willy. regards, free(just call me willy) willy [:)]

Posted: 12/9/2001 8:43:06 AM EDT

[#39]

Ghettoblaster is currently jamming Motorhead on a rack system.

Posted: 12/9/2001 9:26:37 AM EDT

[#40]

I'm an atheist.
[i](If you think about it - I have to be.)[/i]

Posted: 12/9/2001 9:43:37 AM EDT

[#41]

Actually I only drink "Strawberry Hill" in the morning and "Mickeys Bigmouth" in the evening. [:D]

Posted: 12/9/2001 9:54:26 AM EDT

[#42]

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free willy really is my nick name and has been so for 10 years or more. 300 lbs and i love to scuba. just can't figure where the nickname came from. however, since i have gotten married, i am also known as 'not so' free willy. regards, free(just call me willy) willy [:)]

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[i]"She'll be eat blubber, alright, just as soon as I free Willy"[/i] - The black, midget, genius, limo driver in [b]Me, Myself and Irene[/b]
LMFAO [:D][:D][:D]