OK, strict rules here, guys.

If you've been to a Oriental Massage Parlor have you?...

1.) Only gotten a massage.
2.) Got a H.JOB.
3.) Got a B.J.
or,
4.) Gone all the way.

No graphic stories, keep it simple.

Let me be the first to quote FMJ [:D]

Whadda we get for Ten Dollars??

Anyting you want!

ANYTHING??

ANNNNNNNNNYTING!
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Sorry! I never been to one, oriental womenz don't do a whole lot for me!........ I know a hummer's a hummer!

Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam?

Not just this minute.

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?

Yeah, we might party. How much?

Fifteen dolla.
       
Fifteen dollars for both of us?

No. Each you fifteen dolla. Me love you long time. Me so horny.

Fifteen dollar too boo-coo. Five dollars each.

Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much.

Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

Okay! Ten dolla each.

What do we get for ten dollars?



Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?


Ruckus....sorry, just had to add to that...FMJ is one of my favorite movies of all time!

medcop

4.) Gone all the way.

But that was long ago.

Never been in the place, but near 44th St & University there is a place called "Better Than a Massage."

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In this country?
No, never.

Ditto.

If you're ever in Korea, look for any barber shop (symbolized with the revolving red/white/blue barber sign)...walk in and sit down.  Take off your shoes and ask for a haircut and a shave.  After the gent cuts your hair and shaves you, someone will ask you if you want a massage.

That sommeone will usually be a nice lookin lady.