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Posted: 12/6/2001 3:34:36 PM EDT
See...  AR15.com CAN be fun !  


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Link Posted: 12/6/2001 3:38:48 PM EDT
[#1]
PigeonBoy, GoatBoy's illegitimate brother, extracts his revenge upon SteyerAUG.z
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 3:42:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Go ahead, everyone else does!
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 3:47:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Ban all guns.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 3:48:17 PM EDT
[#4]
HELP, Damnit, someone get this friggin wart off my ass!
[peep]
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 4:11:23 PM EDT
[#5]
Bird:  "there's gotta be something I can eat in here somewhere"

boy: "oh crap!  MOMMY!!!!"
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 5:42:06 PM EDT
[#6]
Coming to a grade school near you: PETA-designed sensitivity training towards birds.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 5:45:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Tastes like creamed chicken.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 6:01:49 PM EDT
[#8]
A.P.)-  Pegions tranined by the Al Queda terrorist network wreaked havoc upon children playing in Central Park today.  An anonomus government source said G.W. Bush was prepared to wage an all out war on these highly skilled birds by sending the National Guard into New York with pellet guns.

Link Posted: 12/6/2001 6:31:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Bombs away or let it rip!
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 6:56:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Due to a childhood incident, Rosie O'Donnel hates birds almost as much as she hates guns.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 7:03:36 PM EDT
[#11]
The S HTF.  Where's my bug-out bag?
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 10:26:09 PM EDT
[#12]
This kid walks into a bar.............
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 10:34:57 PM EDT
[#13]
"When animals attack! Tonight at 11...."
Link Posted: 12/7/2001 5:24:18 PM EDT
[#14]
Some days you're the pigeon,
Some days you're the statue.
Link Posted: 12/7/2001 5:27:46 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
See...  AR15.com CAN be fun !  


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IN that lame motivational poster series font
Poo Poo Occurs
Link Posted: 12/7/2001 5:29:10 PM EDT
[#16]
Hold still, kid!  I'm gonna blast that "winged rat" offn' your haid!

DaMan
Link Posted: 12/7/2001 5:29:56 PM EDT
[#17]
I've got the conditioner on, now hold still while I massage it into your scalp.
Link Posted: 12/8/2001 6:15:38 AM EDT
[#18]
LMAO - I thought that things like this only happened to my mother.  She loves to watch flocks of Canadian geese fly overhead.  The only trouble is, she continues to have her head tilted up after they've passed.  I don't know how long it takes bird droppings to fall from whatever altitude they've been flying at it, but logic tells you it won't immediately hit the ground.  My mother continues to gape after them, and more than once, the nice little birdies have dropped farewell salutes that have landed on her.  
Link Posted: 12/8/2001 6:37:00 AM EDT
[#19]
Headline in the Globe:

"Killer pigeons destroy family picnic!"

Link Posted: 12/10/2001 5:30:00 PM EDT
[#20]
FRIED CHICKEN...Mmm
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