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Posted: 12/5/2001 5:55:53 PM EDT
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One person starts it off with a very short sentance or phrase, then each successive poster adds (1) word to it... I'll begin.
[b]"On the night before Kwanza"[/b] |
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:07:42 PM EDT
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And all through the projects.
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:13:09 PM EDT
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Not a creature was stirring, not even Rosie the...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:15:19 PM EDT
[#4]
giant two headed gun violence slaying bufflemoose.
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:19:26 PM EDT
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As she picked up a hammer and saw...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:23:44 PM EDT
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[img]www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/uglycat.jpg[/img]
Coming right for her.... |
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:24:37 PM EDT
[#7]
she puked up her spam loaf
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:24:41 PM EDT
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and proceeded to cut off a slice of...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:27:48 PM EDT
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her own abnormally large thigh.
OMG Hatebreed -- I just HAD to edit your post to include this ! [img]web-comm.com/ar15/darkmeat.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:29:36 PM EDT
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While dreaming of her girl friend...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:31:31 PM EDT
[#11]
But the weird thing was the thigh was mistaken for Moby DICK.
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:33:12 PM EDT
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THAR SHE BLOWS
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:35:06 PM EDT
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All of a sudden, [i]LordTrader burst in the room[/i]holding a bible, waving his arms yelling....
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:36:43 PM EDT
[#14]
I am not William Shatner
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Posted: 12/5/2001 6:37:03 PM EDT
[#15]
I am spock
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Posted: 12/5/2001 7:15:10 PM EDT
[#16]
wearing uneccesarily large pants and saying:
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Posted: 12/5/2001 7:19:02 PM EDT
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"You ole biatch, I'm gonna whip yore anti-fat butt from Abeline all the way to the great Pacific ocean"! And then.........
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Posted: 12/5/2001 7:29:22 PM EDT
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Rosie said "I'm not black, what am I doing in the projects? Is Oprah here? She's one fine piece of ass!"
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Posted: 12/5/2001 7:53:32 PM EDT
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and Oprah replied,you go girl,lets see which one of us can take the biggest dump...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 7:55:56 PM EDT
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so then off to the shitter they went with plunger in hand...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 7:57:00 PM EDT
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Hoping that Feinstein soon would appear.
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Posted: 12/5/2001 7:58:49 PM EDT
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with that fat fuck, Rosie, and her 8 tiny reindeer...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 8:12:33 PM EDT
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But the PETA emergency response team roared up in electric-SUV's and screamed "Don't eat those innocent Reindeer you murderers!"
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Posted: 12/5/2001 8:36:28 PM EDT
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Rosie's bodygaurd thinks she is under attack and whips out his 10/22 and .38 and drops several of them...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 9:32:56 PM EDT
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At which point a PAVELOW Blackhawk swoops out from under the bushes across the street disgorging John Travolta in a pink spandex jumpsuit, and armed with three coney dogs, a two liter of Barqs root beer and....
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Posted: 12/5/2001 9:40:08 PM EDT
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Samuel L. Jackson in a neon purple pimp daddy outfit, armed with a pair of gold plated Desert Eagles...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 11:13:59 PM EDT
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loudily asking " where are my "ho's", a short film clip promoting his latest "Shaft" remake...
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Posted: 12/5/2001 11:33:45 PM EDT
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Which was a horrible flop at the box office, mainly due to it's depiction of The Bolshoi Ballet as a.........
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Posted: 12/6/2001 8:23:57 AM EDT
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a flaming hetarosexual
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Posted: 12/6/2001 7:56:28 PM EDT
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Who at the time, it has since been determined, was in league with Dr. Schnoffsky's incredible non stop talking robot.
The funny thing about the robot was the fact that it had been stuck in mode R3 since 1952, and continually repeated the words"More gravy please" |
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Posted: 12/6/2001 8:06:33 PM EDT
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Chucky Schumer, wearing his prettiest French maids outfit, say's....
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Posted: 12/6/2001 9:04:38 PM EDT
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"Ques que ja se twa se twa" as he bends over and grabs both of his ankles, smiling broadly...
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Posted: 12/6/2001 9:14:43 PM EDT
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As dozens of small Fred Flintstone looking dolls come tumbling out of his anus. One catching on his garter and causing a tear in his fishnet stockings.
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Posted: 12/6/2001 9:32:59 PM EDT
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And he says "Oh drat. I borrowed these stockings from Barney Frank. He's going to have a hissy fit, unless..."
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Posted: 12/6/2001 9:41:32 PM EDT
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I let him fondle my dongle!
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