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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:17:32 AM EDT

So moms out of the house this weekend and im planning something special for Betty my real doll..

Is Viagra all that? Is it like whisky dick? or a big mag full of rounds?

I need to know cause its going to be a special time for us and i want her to have fun!

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:19:38 AM EDT

[#1]

IN!

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:13 AM EDT

[#2]

forget to logout ?

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:16 AM EDT

[#3]

yes, but you have to take 5 tabs at once

and drink a redbull

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:30 AM EDT

[#4]

I know a guy who didn't need it but took it for his girlfriend one night and he said "Holy shit it was like this for hours" as he held up his forearm, laughing uncontrollably.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:42 AM EDT

[#5]

Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:22:29 AM EDT

[#6]

tag.

And where are pics of the realdoll?

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:22:30 AM EDT

[#7]

Never tried it, but I suggest you do and SIIHPAPP

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:22:58 AM EDT

[#8]

gunboardpedia.com/index.php/Fat_McNasty

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:23:03 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:11 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

Um dude, that wasn't Viagra. It was a possum.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:21 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

Someday they will give the inventor of Viagra a Nobel Prize....

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:40 AM EDT

[#12]

Priapism is no laughing matter.

Have fun.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:51 AM EDT

[#13]

ibtl

in on one!

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:25:10 AM EDT

[#14]

so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:25:15 AM EDT

[#15]

Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:25:42 AM EDT

[#16]

I tried it a couple times years ago,and didnt notice a difference. YPMV

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:04 AM EDT

[#17]

Think dry heaving.......lots and lots of dry heaving...

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:06 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.

Yep. DO NOT exceed recommended dosage.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:18 AM EDT

[#19]

real doll ?

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:32 AM EDT

[#20]

w00t

SIIHPAPP

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:43 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.

Meh... I'm not just telling my doctor, I'm telling EVERYBODY!!!

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:57 AM EDT

[#22]

it really doesnt do anything if you dont have a big problem, but it will make it, umm more steel like if you get my drift and then the rebound time is faster, I took some one time, think the 10mg version, and after about 3 times i asked her "what are we doing, why are we still doing this" so other than the occasional headache and tinted blue vision sometimes, i reccomend you at least try it once and make her wonder what the hell happened, never admit it, just tell her she is so hot and sexy you cant control yourself, bonus points all around. not hard to get, just ask your doctor for a sample most if not all will just give it to you if they have some samples. go get some pie

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:58 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
www.2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

real doll ?

Bandwidth thief?

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:27:09 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?

No, it just allows you to turn a 15 minute quickie into a 2 hour thrust-a-thon.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:27:46 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

real doll ?

Bandwidth thief?

PWNED!

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:28:33 AM EDT

[#26]

It works. However, its not like to take it and are forced to walk around with a woody for four hours. You have to get turned on before you fire for effect.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:28:56 AM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:29:11 AM EDT

[#28]

Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:29:18 AM EDT

[#29]

how in the hell did i join august 2001, well really before that, and only have 700+ posts ans some have been on here since march 2008 and have 7,765 posts, maybe I have a life, dunno, not thread hopping, just noticed that..

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:31:14 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?

It just makes you ready to go. How you go remains unchanged.

Its like being 18 all over again. A fleeting thought of molesting the kitchen sink drain, and you're g2g.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:31:44 AM EDT

[#31]

In for the after-sex horror stories of the "Erection lasting more than 4 hours"

Have your Primary Care Doctor on speed dial

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:33:29 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
In for the after-sex horror stories of the "Erection lasting more than 4 hours"

Have your Primary Care Doctor on speed dial

That only happens to dumb twenty-somethings who think if a 25 mg tablet is good, then four of them are better.

If you stay within the recommended dosages you shouldn't have any problem.

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:33:30 AM EDT

[#33]

My Doc gave me a sample to try and I was nauseous with a headache the next day. Wondering if it was the cause, I tried it again at a later date...same results.

Fuck that

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:38:00 AM EDT

[#34]

So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....

Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:38:47 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....

Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

Kroil

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:38:50 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....

Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

Mobil 1 5w-30

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:39:05 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

Someday they will give the inventor of Viagra a Nobel Prize....

They already did.
A Nobel prize was awarded for showing the chemical signaling mechanism in the body that leads to erections.
They showed that nitric oxide was used by the body as part of the chemical pathwya leading to erections.
AThis was a breakthrough since such simple compounds had not been show to be used in the body in this way.
www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9810/12/nobel.prize.02/
Viagra is NOT without side effects.
Priapism is one, and effects on the retinal nerve are another.
Retinal nerve effects can lead to blindness (sounds like something your mother told you).

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:42:54 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....

Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

FP-10.

I prefer Cialis, YMMV. Viagra made me feel like I was having a heart attack by the time I finished.

Wait a minute....maybe I was.

[Ron White] You could kill an elk with that thing. Awwww fuck, I broke an antler - I was going to have the head mounted[/Ron White]

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:44:40 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
My Doc gave me a sample to try and I was nauseous with a headache the next day. Wondering if it was the cause, I tried it again at a later date...same results.

Fuck that

That wasn't the pill. That was what you got for going down on a homeless hooker....

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:45:19 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!

(sounds more like Levitra...just sayin')

Posted: 9/5/2008 10:46:53 AM EDT

[#41]

it's amazing stuff...

hell, half a pill will turn you into a porn star. Your realdoll will need a retread when you're done.

Posted: 9/5/2008 12:47:08 PM EDT

[#42]

anything else i need to know? drink extra water wear a camel back?

Posted: 9/5/2008 12:57:18 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!

(sounds more like Levitra...just sayin')

Close! Wish they made something for muscle cramps during sex!!! Dick is 19 again, body is still pushing 40