Immagine a serene summer afternoon in your favorite varmint patch. All is right with the world, you just banged a whistlepig at 485yds with only one round, and then suddenly you hear a sound behind you. You turn your head to look and you see.............
[img]albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1494414&a=11270929&p=43062383[/img]
 Would this ruin your day or what??????

ROTFFLMAO!

That's great!  If you don't mind I'd love to put that on my webpage, should work great once I devote a section to members of the "Varmint Cong"

[url]http://home.bak.rr.com/varmintcong/main.html[/url]

 Use it up UG, I was thinking of you when I posted it.
 I was gonna title it something like "WE COME FOR UGLYGUN" HAHAHAHA

I've always believed hunting would be more sporting if the game could shoot back. It would certainly weed out a few of the "overpopulated", hunters.

Now that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[:D][:D][:D][:D]

COLTSHORTY

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged,  I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."

ALL YOUR ACORN ARE BELONG TO US!

ROFLMAO!!!

paybacks are a bitch.

I dunno what y'all think is so dayum funny ... THAT lil fugger has shot out 2 of my truck tires so far this week and it's only Thursday.[pissed]

Squirrels broke into my truck last spring.

I think it was a payback for all the dead commie squirrels I've chaulked up over the years with my truck and rifles.  They finally found out where I lived, probably from that collaborating "winged rat" pigeon, and they moved in during the night and stole about 200 dollars worth of compact discs.


I'm really gonna take it to "Homer the squirrel" this spring.  Expect a whole miriad of exploding squirrel video footage on my website once the weather improves.

As Joker would say,
[url]http://home.bak.rr.com/varmintcong/confirmed.wav[/url]

Ah sh*t, guys, do me a favor and do a Yahoo search for the words "VarmintCong" and tell me what you get?

Should be the first reply.


Damned, I had no idea my host was putting site info out onto the search engines.

I got a yahoo link to your website ... clicked on it and baaaaahahahahaha .... lmao....thats cool.

I'm not too thrilled that some dumb kid who gets the idea to search for "VarmintCong" after watching CaddyShack will be able to find my webpage.

What's more I don't like the idea of the kid downloading my "Squirrel Movie" where I make a squirrel do a summersault and spill his guts on the ground, ah crap, I don't care about the kid I care about his damned "soccer mommy" trying to complain and raise a fuss.  It is the internet and all but still, as much as I'd love to a "Bash the Gay Baby Dolphin" web site it's not neccesarily something I'd like to broadcast over the internet for all the hippie faggot animal rights activists if you know what I mean.

I might need to look into somehow getting Yahoo to remove me from the search engine, I don't want publicity.  I'll let people find their way to my site through the very few forums I post on but man, I don't really want it to be so damned easy.

Granted people who do a search with the words "VarmintCong" are probably far and few between.  But I'm beating out actual sites dedicated to CaddyShack.

Bashing gay baby dolphins? Hey, I thought I was the only gomer 'round here that did that! Hey, it's the other white meat, ya just gotta tenderize it first!

Hmmmm, I smell varmint poontang. [BD]