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Posted: 11/30/2001 2:58:52 PM EDT
Here, for the first time ever, are revealed the secret mall insertion and infiltration techniques of the super elite commandos also known know as the "Mall Ninja".  

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Link Posted: 11/30/2001 3:37:58 PM EDT
[#1]
These are clearly imposter, wannabe Mall Ninjas. Everyone knows that the Mall Ninja doesn't need ropes...he has anti-gravity wall climbing boots.
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 3:54:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
These are clearly imposter, wannabe Mall Ninjas. Everyone knows that the Mall Ninja doesn't need ropes...he has anti-gravity wall climbing boots.
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Duh....these pics are from MNU.  Our Mall  Ninjas must be able to move without there special boots before they are granted a pair to travese the mall walls with.  Once this team graduates, they too will be equipped in a manner respectful of their trainig and experience.
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 5:01:51 PM EDT
[#3]
When do they get thier radios issued? Don't they train with live batteries in these type of drills??
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 7:01:49 AM EDT
[#4]
What's with the clueless slack-jawed woman in the fourth photo?
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 9:30:27 AM EDT
[#5]
wheres the suction cups?
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 10:52:17 AM EDT
[#6]
I love the "head-first" technique when he was going down the rope.

Hehhehehehehhe.

themao [chainsawkill]
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 11:07:33 AM EDT
[#7]
Mall Ninja dose not need to cover his face.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 11:50:46 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
What's with the clueless slack-jawed woman in the fourth photo?
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(Simulated) extraction of undesirable trailer-park resident from (simulated) Victoria's Secret.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 6:33:08 PM EDT
[#9]


"(Simulated) extraction of undesirable trailer-park resident from (simulated) Victoria's Secret. "

Jeez!!! ROFLMAO!!! [beer]
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