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Posted: 11/29/2001 5:34:56 AM EDT
I was just reading the bill(?) HR1014 that is linked on the main ar15.com page.  What a crock.  I really think we need warning labels not on the guns, but on the politicians.

WARNING:  Voting for Democrats can be dangerous for your Second Amendment Rights!

WARNING: Confiscatory tax rates possible!

WARNING:  Million Mom Marchers may actually shoot you!

WARNING: Once elected, Democrats are tougher to get rid of than herpes! (And are about as embarrassing)

WARNING: All but guilty terrorists have more rights than you as a gun owner if your wife gets a restraining order!

WARNING:  If you are dumb enough to point a loaded gun at yourself and pull the trigger, a ballistically induced aperture in the subcutaneous environment will be produced.  Death, injury, or if you are lucky, only embarrassment is possible!

Warning:  This gun actual shoots bullets at high enough velocity and can cause death or injury!  No really, it can.  I'm not kidding. No, it is not a toy.

WARNING:  Do not floss your teeth (tooth) with front sight! Misalignment of sight possible!

WARNING: Hammer on gun is not for driving nails!

WARNING: Firing pin not for sewing!

WARNING: A cocked and unlocked 1911 carried in your front pocket will make you the only acceptable man in the nation to Hillary Clinton.

Oops.  Boss coming.
Link Posted: 11/29/2001 7:44:22 AM EDT
[#1]
LOL!
Link Posted: 11/29/2001 7:48:52 AM EDT
[#2]
Amen
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