*Laughing* --Look what I found....






Redneck Haiku

That fuckin' bitch
Bleached my fuckin' Garth Brooks shirt
Kick her fuckin' ass



Come over here, woman
That fat broad on Springer
Done got me Horny


ten hounds under da porch
Jed a'chacin sheep out back
no wonner I drank


Rain on a tin roof
Ford up on blocks
My goiter's gettin' bigger



You have two black eyes
That means I done told you twice
So shut the fuck up



My chickens love me
They are always hot for me
But their eggs taste weird



Gennessee beer fart
Goes well with spicy pork rinds
My heartbeat just stopped

LOL

Stupidity kills.
Absolute stupidity
kills absolutely.
-ANONYMOUS