Hi guys.

We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
together as a group and I love that.

Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I
in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is
hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to
take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you
don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave
daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying
to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that
while  we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background.
Just while we're taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not
supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think
hygiene,  especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

Fourth: Food. I bought a box of Cheezels recently, clearly wrote
"Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheezels
were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots.
Osama

ROFLMAO!!! Pure genius!

Thats is hilarious!!!

Hi guys.

Thanks for cleaning up the cave and not using Razor scooters in the background for today's taping.  Since out of our last patrol only Richard returned, so we will need to send out some newbies along with our experienced guys.  The next patrol will be Richard, Osama Jr (my pride and joy), Abu, Lt. Dan, and that guy with the green face paint and that nice (obviously stolen from a dead American) M4 rifle who doesnt talk much but keeps pointing his rifle at whoever walks past his rug.

Whoever added that nice shiny red-light disco ball, labeled "Laser Designator", to the entrance of the cave sure livened the place up, now we just need some new records and someone to volunteer to turn the crank on the player while the rest of us dance the night away.

By the way, thanks to Richard for picking up another box of Cheezels for me along with the mail, the white powder they came covered in tastes great, but why was the box postmarked from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

Love you lots,
Osama

Very good! LMAO!


Tyler