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Posted: 7/21/2008 2:49:53 AM EDT
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Not spandex, lycra. It has microfibers that whisk away the sweat for more comfortable crime fighting.
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Posted: 7/21/2008 2:52:16 AM EDT
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OK, that's a valid position, but what happens when Superman needs to take a Superleak? |
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Posted: 7/21/2008 2:57:24 AM EDT
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He doesn't need to take leaks. He merely fuses his urine and converts it into pure energy, which he gets rid of via his laser vision. He just shoots it out into space so it doesn't destroy anything. |
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Posted: 7/21/2008 3:11:57 AM EDT
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To draw your attention to their loins 
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Posted: 7/21/2008 3:15:30 AM EDT
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Above is incorrect.
Superman produces no waste products, his Kryptonian metabolism fully utilizes all of what he eats. Yeah, that's it. Or, he is so strong, he can hold his pee and poop for indefinite amounts of time, and lets it go when he's back in Clark Kent mode. Almost like Chuck Norris, who does not defecate, but only induces defecation in others. 
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Posted: 7/21/2008 3:16:37 AM EDT
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Uh-oh . . . see my sig? |
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Posted: 7/21/2008 4:59:23 AM EDT
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Not a good idea as he's definately not packing Supermeat!  |
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Posted: 7/21/2008 1:09:26 PM EDT
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Flash your moobs at him and watch him "Supersize". |
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Posted: 7/21/2008 1:51:08 PM EDT
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Are you suggesting that Superman is…… Ghey! 
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Posted: 7/21/2008 2:00:46 PM EDT
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Not all U S super heros. Audi Murphy, Alvin York, The U S Marines, The U S Army The U S Navy, the U S Air Force. Not a leotard between them.
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Posted: 7/21/2008 2:45:11 PM EDT
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I thought that's Chuck Norris. |
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