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Posted: 7/20/2008 10:16:51 PM EDT
Sell my vehicle and hitch a ride to work.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:17:18 PM EDT
[#1]

I'd rather ???... then sell my favorite gun:


Punch a kitten in the face... Twice.

Sly
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:18:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Sell my body
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:19:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Become a gigolo.  It didn't work out .  I had to sell it.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:36:50 PM EDT
[#4]
Take a moped to work and screw a fat chick.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:41:02 PM EDT
[#5]
punch a hippie in the face, twice



no, wait, that's something i actually want to do
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:43:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Sometimes ya gotta .

Its the ones you cant replace.....grandpas hand-me-downs.....that you never sell.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:46:04 PM EDT
[#7]
My Favorite is the one that I will call upon when the skies are darkest or when the other toys are just that toys.

Did I answer any qustions?....Nope not a one!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:51:57 PM EDT
[#8]
I'd Rather Greek wrestle Heavy 6 ...than sell my favorite gun.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:56:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Take a full power shot from squatdog.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:59:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Vote for McCain.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:59:58 PM EDT
[#11]
. . . not sell my gun . . .
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 12:00:23 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Vote for McCain.


Yup.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 12:27:50 AM EDT
[#13]
Jack off with sand paper. I believe i made that one up myself and i gotta tell ya, it cracks me up.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 4:41:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Nail Rosie O'Donnel while wearing nothing abut a gunbelt and pistol, then squirt in her eye.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 6:41:45 AM EDT
[#15]
I'd rather... shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil... then sell my favorite gun.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:05:42 AM EDT
[#16]
do gay porn...  
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:08:08 AM EDT
[#17]
put play sand in the school bully's vaseline and watch him jerk off with it
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 7:31:16 AM EDT
[#18]
Throw a puppy off a cliff, or hit a bird with a golf ball
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