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Posted: 7/20/2008 3:02:21 PM EDT
Short story, my wife's sister came into to town from New York for the weekend. Last night my wife, her sister, and myself went to a friends house for a party. We came back around midnight except the wife's sister wanted to keep partying (she's only 23). We decided that we were going to hit the bars when my wife wanted to drink some Pina Colada before we went. I decided to mix up some Panty Dropper Colada from the old college days! The girls each drank a few glasses, had some laughs, and wanted to go to bed- to pass out.

Today my wife and her sister left for New York. Lucky me- my wife won't be back for three weeks! Wanting to celebrate my new found freedom I decide to peruse the left overs from dining out. I sadly realized that we drank all my beer! Then I notice, in the back of the fridge, is the remaining Panty Dropper Pina Colada! Now I began pondering perhaps the ultimate moral conflict. Can a man enjoy ribs with Pina Colada by himself? What will become of him? Is this the slippery "brokeback" slope?  

Soon with incoming POLL.

RR  


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Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:04:04 PM EDT
[#1]
IBTP.......yep !
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:04:12 PM EDT
[#2]
In before you're accused of being teh ghey.

ETA: DAMN! No I wasn't.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:05:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Hell no, to wste the alcohol would be teh ghey.

Of course, I like Mohitos.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:06:03 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Soon with incoming POLL.





no,but this sentence does
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:06:36 PM EDT
[#5]
Whatever drops your panties.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:07:58 PM EDT
[#6]
If it has alcohol and you drink it you are not ghey.....asking for one without the ETOH would make you one.  

There are more manly drinks....but Pina Coladas are rum with coconut stuff.  Not really any different than rum with coke.  Just  a different mixer.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:08:44 PM EDT
[#7]
I just knew you were gonna tell us that you tagged the SIL.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:08:57 PM EDT
[#8]
Booze and guns don't mix.....


But otherwise, bottems up with what's on hand...
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:09:54 PM EDT
[#9]
what you do on your own is between you and your maker.

posting about it and asking questions on the internet will definitely bring your manhood into question!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:11:12 PM EDT
[#10]
nope.....a man must drink what a man must drink when he is thirsty.

desperate times call for desperate measures.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:13:42 PM EDT
[#11]
get to the store
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:18:56 PM EDT
[#12]
No its not gay, unless that stuff in a cup isn't applesauce.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:22:11 PM EDT
[#13]
Yea, it's OK as long as you also:

Like getting caught in the rain, by yourself
If your not into health food, more into champagne
Like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape, by yourself also.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:24:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Yes, if some guy you never saw before orders it for you in a bar.

No, if you are home alone.  Drink what you like.

However, never mix guns and booze.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:30:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 3:31:20 PM EDT
[#16]
No problem, it's a good hot weather drink.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:25:27 PM EDT
[#17]
A man will drink whatever the hell he wants.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:49:39 PM EDT
[#18]
It's rum, right? Unless there's an umbrella in the drink, it's hard to make rum too ghey to drink.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:55:31 PM EDT
[#19]
skip the coconut bullshit and just drink the rum.....
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:57:18 PM EDT
[#20]
Prefer Margaritas myself (when the beer is gone), but Pina Coladas are ok every now and then.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:57:59 PM EDT
[#21]
If it frozen, yes it is uber ghey.  However, if there is no beer or whiskey, then malibu rum and pineapple over ice is good to go.
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