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Posted: 7/19/2008 11:04:17 PM EDT
I used to be a HUGE man-whore but settled down a few years ago. Every time me and friends go out, they urge me to throw down some lines and try to get back in the game. To get back to the old me.
I showed and proved for the past 2 nights and got the phone number of a hot 22 year old waitress two nights ago. I decided not to call. We go back to the same place tonight to watch the UFC fight and get another waitress hitting on me hard core. I flirted back and knew I could pull it. Even the random dudes at the table next to us noticed her riding my sack. Against my friends advice, I declined to close the deal and left. AAARRRGHHHHH 
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Posted: 7/19/2008 11:05:52 PM EDT
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Tell them the story about helping to push that SUV into a gas station and what happened next. That is sure to get their attention.
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Posted: 7/19/2008 11:06:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Well, that settles it for me. You have caught teh ghey.
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Posted: 7/20/2008 6:02:16 AM EDT
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yup 
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Posted: 7/20/2008 6:06:31 AM EDT
[#4]
k
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Posted: 7/20/2008 6:10:09 AM EDT
[#5]
Could you clarify that? You were a whore for men?
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Posted: 7/20/2008 6:11:02 AM EDT
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just curious, but what brought on these changes? |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 6:12:20 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 6:34:19 AM EDT
[#8]
He traded his penis for a mangina |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 11:29:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Maybe the girls are fag-haggs?
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Posted: 7/20/2008 11:33:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/20/2008 11:34:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Decrease in testosterone. |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 11:36:10 AM EDT
[#12]
Dude, you are so the man. |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 11:36:50 AM EDT
[#13]
You should probably start hanging out with men who won't be trying to ruin your marriage.
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Posted: 7/20/2008 11:37:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/20/2008 3:08:19 PM EDT
[#15]
The operative word in the phrase "settle down" is "settle." |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 3:10:55 PM EDT
[#16]
hit it & quit. stop being such a baby.
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Posted: 7/20/2008 3:13:41 PM EDT
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Like a friend of mine used to say, "Nothing is dimmer than yesterday's star." 
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Posted: 7/20/2008 3:14:32 PM EDT
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man up and SIIHPAPP
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