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Posted: 7/19/2008 10:36:17 PM EDT

She came by last week. It was pretty low key...no dinner or anything. 1 beer and in the sack. We had been out for a bite to eat the time before but this was the real deal. She texted out of nowhere and wants to come by to say hi. She said she had some friends and I asked if they were all chicks. She said never mind, she was kind of jealous and that she would come by solo.

I'm going to nail (again) a 30 yr old chick from Brazil tonight. I'm not a liar...she's not a supermodel..but she's fit and really cute. I'm going to nail it.

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:38:55 PM EDT

[#1]

Pics?

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:39:32 PM EDT

[#2]

Knock out the bottom or tear up the sides tryin.

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:39:48 PM EDT

[#3]

You know the rules. Pics or it didnt happen.

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:40:04 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Pics?

I'll do my best...I'm kind of drunk right now trying to figure out how to do it.

ETA: The pics that is...the rest I have a handle on.

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:40:36 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:41:09 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
You know the rules. Pics or it didnt happen.

rules are rules

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:41:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Stick it in soft, Let it get hard and listen to the bones crack...........

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:44:07 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Stick it in soft, Let it get hard and listen to the bones crack...........

I just laughed so hard I snorted even though I'm not 100% about that...

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:45:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You know the rules. Pics or it didnt happen.

rules are rules

I am going to do my absolute fucking best.

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:46:11 PM EDT

[#10]

Well,hit it dude.

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:48:56 PM EDT

[#11]

You know the rules and no MS paint BS for a Brazilian... We want PROOF!

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:51:08 PM EDT

[#12]

Every second is an eternity...I'm waiting for the headlights to light up the blinds in the dining room...

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:55:31 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg

There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!

Bayeaux tapestry?

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:56:57 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg

There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!

Bayeaux tapestry?

LOL

I checked it ALL out last time. It's all go.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:01:56 PM EDT

[#15]

TTIWLWOP

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:07:02 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg

Now THAT, THAT was FUNNY!!

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:08:58 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg

There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!

Bayeaux tapestry?

Make your own tapestry.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:11:14 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg

There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!

Bayeaux tapestry?

Heres a couple.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:24:34 PM EDT

[#19]

Suck her toes while you're fucking her missionary style.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:38:27 PM EDT

[#20]

OK, she says she'll be here in 20 min.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:41:29 PM EDT

[#21]

Nice.

Wish I could get some pie. Girlfriend is out of town til next weekend.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:18 PM EDT

[#22]

If you don't have to throw away your sheets due to blood stains, you have failed as a man.
Yeah... I've done it.

More than once.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:19 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Suck her toes while you're fucking her missionary style.

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:30 PM EDT

[#24]

Oh.... OH!

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:38 PM EDT

[#25]

Holy Goddamn Triple Tap

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:45:52 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
If you don't have to throw away your sheets due to blood stains, you have failed as a man.
Yeah... I've done it.

More than once.

3 times appearently.......

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:48:51 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Nice.

Wish I could get some pie. Girlfriend is out of town til next weekend.

Gotta find me one of these females...

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:51:52 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nice.

Wish I could get some pie. Girlfriend is out of town til next weekend.

Gotta find me one of these females...

You guys need to stock up on bootie call numbers.....

Posted: 7/19/2008 11:51:55 PM EDT

[#29]

Until there are pics...

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:01:39 AM EDT

[#30]

She's here; it's on.

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:06:55 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
She's here; it's on.

Should be off, and first cigarette lit by now.

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:09:12 AM EDT

[#32]

taggity

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:11:23 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
She's here; it's on.

What the hell are you doing online posting then

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:12:57 AM EDT

[#34]

why are there not topless pics of her in my IM box yet?

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:13:43 AM EDT

[#35]

Pound it like there's no tomorrow.

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:17:20 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
If you don't have to throw away your sheets due to blood stains, you have failed as a man.
Yeah... I've done it.

More than once.

Blood stains and tears... tears of joy

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:18:59 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
why are there not topless pics of her in my IM box yet?

IM inbound

Posted: 7/20/2008 12:23:29 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Pics?

Posted: 7/20/2008 2:11:31 AM EDT

[#39]

unless there are Pics, it didn't happen.

Posted: 7/20/2008 2:15:05 AM EDT

[#40]

Real men share.

Posted: 7/20/2008 2:28:46 AM EDT

[#41]

Tag for pics or beat down.

Posted: 7/20/2008 2:31:39 AM EDT

[#42]

" Fuck it foing"

Posted: 7/20/2008 4:01:22 AM EDT

[#43]

Damn, I guess he's in the tub missing the ol kidneys.

Posted: 7/20/2008 4:03:18 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
She came by last week. It was pretty low key...no dinner or anything. 1 beer and in the sack. We had been out for a bite to eat the time before but this was the real deal. She texted out of nowhere and wants to come by to say hi. She said she had some friends and I asked if they were all chicks. She said never mind, she was kind of jealous and that she would come by solo.

I'm going to nail (again) a 30 yr old chick from Brazil tonight. I'm not a liar...she's not a supermodel..but she's fit and really cute. I'm going to nail it.

Make sure your lawn is mowed first..

Posted: 7/20/2008 4:06:00 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Damn, I guess he's in the tub missing the ol kidneys.

Arfcom: Im really worried about "IAmLegend" he has not posted in 15 hours, since he met that brazailian girl.Im sure he dead..Mods need to step in and police need to be notified.

Posted: 7/20/2008 4:14:14 AM EDT

[#46]

Maybe he's in recovery of some sort.

Posted: 7/20/2008 4:18:42 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
She came by last week. It was pretty low key...no dinner or anything. 1 beer and in the sack. We had been out for a bite to eat the time before but this was the real deal. She texted out of nowhere and wants to come by to say hi. She said she had some friends and I asked if they were all chicks. She said never mind, she was kind of jealous and that she would come by solo.

I'm going to nail (again) a 30 yr old chick from Brazil tonight. I'm not a liar...she's not a supermodel..but she's fit and really cute. I'm going to nail it.

Dude: I thought you were dead and your organs were harvested at the "orgy."