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Posted: 7/19/2008 10:36:17 PM EDT
She came by last week. It was pretty low key...no dinner or anything. 1 beer and in the sack. We had been out for a bite to eat the time before but this was the real deal. She texted out of nowhere and wants to come by to say hi. She said she had some friends and I asked if they were all chicks. She said never mind, she was kind of jealous and that she would come by solo.
I'm going to nail (again) a 30 yr old chick from Brazil tonight. I'm not a liar...she's not a supermodel..but she's fit and really cute. I'm going to nail it. |
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I'll do my best...I'm kind of drunk right now trying to figure out how to do it. ETA: The pics that is...the rest I have a handle on. |
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rules are rules |
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Stick it in soft, Let it get hard and listen to the bones crack...........
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I just laughed so hard I snorted even though I'm not 100% about that... |
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I am going to do my absolute fucking best. |
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You know the rules and no MS paint BS for a Brazilian... We want PROOF!
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Every second is an eternity...I'm waiting for the headlights to light up the blinds in the dining room...
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There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!" Hilarious! Bayeaux tapestry? |
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LOL I checked it ALL out last time. It's all go. |
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Make your own tapestry. |
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Heres a couple. |
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Nice. Wish I could get some pie. Girlfriend is out of town til next weekend.
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If you don't have to throw away your sheets due to blood stains, you have failed as a man.
Yeah... I've done it. More than once. |
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3 times appearently....... |
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Gotta find me one of these females... |
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You guys need to stock up on bootie call numbers..... |
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Should be off, and first cigarette lit by now. |
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What the hell are you doing online posting then |
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Blood stains and tears... tears of joy |
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IM inbound |
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Make sure your lawn is mowed first.. |
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Arfcom: Im really worried about "IAmLegend" he has not posted in 15 hours, since he met that brazailian girl.Im sure he dead..Mods need to step in and police need to be notified. |
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Dude: I thought you were dead and your organs were harvested at the "orgy." |
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