OK, with post #1000 I am now officially part of the AR15.com family. To all people that don't fit the description of misfits, closet queens, wannabes, trolls, cry babies, cop bashers, lurkers, trouble makers and a$$holes, I want to thank you for your friendship and hereby declare my last Will and Testament.

I will leave my most prized possesions as follows;
Waverunner- My International Harvester M1 Garand (because I will never forget the grin he had the first time he shot it)
Liberty of '76- My Walther P99 (but only when he turns 21)
Grin & Barett- My Rolex (because you can never have too many Rolex's)
7- All of my empty brass and reloading equipment (so he can see how much work goes into making ALL that ammo)
SteyrAug-My Partridge Family lunch box.(Because SteyrAug is really Danny Bonaduche)
Shaggy- My Savage 12BVSS bolt action with a S.S.trigger and 6.5x20 Leupold scope. (because he needs something that cycles slower then 600rpm)
Sherm- My spotting scope (so he can tell Waverunner how far off  he is hitting the target)
Troy- All of my ammo that "failed" my function and torture tests (because you can never have too much ammo)
Hunduh- My State Arms 50BMG (Because every NYC apartment building should have at least one 50BMG rifle on premises)
DavidC- A garlic necklace, a sharp wooden cross  and my New Jersey Firearms ID card (to help protect him from evil NJ gun laws)
Paul- All of my "extra" rings and bases. (So he can tell people what NOT to buy)
MissMagnum-My Kimber Stainless Steel Gold Match. (Because it is beautiful too.)
McUzi-My flack jacket and camo paint.
GoatBoy-My M1A SuperMatch with Illuminated Leupold M1 LR 3.5-10 scope. (because I know that it will be in good hands)

And last but not least

Imbroglio-Gets a date with my sister (she is very easy but she is kinda homely and over weight. Ill send a pair of her pantys in the meanwhile) and my Bushmaster AK Shorty with .22lr conversion (because he doesn't have any .223 ammo.)


[Disclaimer, this was written as a joke and none of the people mentioned will get ANYTHING that I own, EVER! And if I catch anyone with my sister, they are going to get their ass kicked, that goes for cops too.]

Frank, thanks for the spare rings and bases - I have three boxes full of them! I'm now working on a new box full of scopes and dot sights.

Not to worry guys, the will can be added to.

(Stupid me, not to include ALL the Mods....Subtract -100 brownie points)

RBAD-All my camping and survival equipment. (complete with a boy scout manual on how to use it.)
TreeTop- My DeWalt 18 volt Combo AND my Preban Paslode Cordless Nail Gun(I threw in the Paslode because I felt guilty for leaving you out the first time)
RipMeyer-One Box(100) of small rifle primers(You need to kiss more ass to get more then that)

Hahaha, OK. I realy thought about you but couldn't think of anything to leave you except my for Giants jacket.

To LordTrader-I leave all my credit card bills, mortgage and car payments.(That should keep me alive for a while)

Oh well, the party is over, I have 1006 posts [<]:)]