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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:53:20 PM EDT
I recently met and became friends with a young lady that processes bodies at the crime lab. I now have an advanced warning system.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:53:53 PM EDT
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Unless she gets eaten. 
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:54:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:55:45 PM EDT
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The advanced warning system is called: avoid hospitals and police stations 100% of the time and watch local and national news for "riots" and "mob violence".
The epicenters of zombie outbreaks are police stations (infected people are arrested as criminals) and hospitals (infected people are brought in for treatment). |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:55:48 PM EDT
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It may already be too late.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:56:26 PM EDT
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she will be the first... |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:56:27 PM EDT
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She'll then become a carrier (better known as 'living dead') and you'll be on her list of targets.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:56:59 PM EDT
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Is she hot? This thread is worthless without pics. 
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:58:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:58:47 PM EDT
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yet |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:59:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2008 2:59:21 PM EDT
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Me too! |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:01:23 PM EDT
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This is why I don't stop at truck stops.
no tellin what kind of zombie will come staggering up. |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:02:12 PM EDT
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The important thing is does she know what to do if one of her "clients" suddenly sits up & tries to eat her (besides screaming & otherwise freaking out)? |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:02:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:03:45 PM EDT
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Just be really careful if she starts having an overwhelming urge to neck.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:04:29 PM EDT
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 I told her they gotta be shot in the head though, not the chest.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:07:48 PM EDT
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From the training documentary Fido IMDB link School Children: [singing] In the brain and not the chest. Head shots are the very best.  |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:08:01 PM EDT
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28 Months Later ...
You still plan on being in this relationship that long?  |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:08:01 PM EDT
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Guys, even if she does get eaten, she's STILL a good warning system. If she doesn't come home one night...it's a huge warning sign.
It's not like she's going to meet anyone at work.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:09:12 PM EDT
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I told her they gotta be shot in the head though, not the chest.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:10:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:43:56 PM EDT
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I work in a OR....on bbbrrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnssssssss. I should be ok if they have the virus as they gotta bite.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:47:50 PM EDT
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Unless... 
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Posted: 6/5/2008 3:48:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2008 6:39:42 PM EDT
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