DK Prof...are you ok?  


news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080604/ap_on_fe_st/mooning_mishap

DK is not dutch, his goose is greek though.

fixed the link for ya:

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080604/ap_on_fe_st/mooning_mishap

Let's see him try to explain that one to his mom

Hey, mom...uh....I....uh....

This is unpossible, only dumb Americans perform such asshattery-type acts.

True story:  In high school, I was riding around the neighborhood on the back of some neighbor kids go kart. I was standing up on the frame, holding on to the roll cage.  As we passed a friends house, I decided to moon him while he was in the yard.  I took one hand off the cage at the same time that he threw a news paper at me, and we hit a bump.  I fell of, hitting the asphalt.  I blacked out when I hit.  I came to a minute or so later.  They said I bounced a little before I slid a few feet.  Hit hotty girlfriend at the time bandaged me up. (They're married now.)  I had scrapes all over my left side.  I went home looking like "The Mummy" and my mom freaked out a little.

Wow, guess they couldn't give a pressed ham, but wanted to give a pressed ham with gravy.