Milky Way Galaxy for sale UPDATE- over $800.00 now

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Milky Way Galaxy for sale UPDATE- over $800.00 now

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:41:44 AM EDT

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170224742048

I sent the guy a message stating that I personally owned Saturn, and demand reparations at the conclusion of the auction.

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:44:09 AM EDT

[#1]

I own planet Earth, so I should ask for reparations as well. Oh, and I'm upping the rent, bitches

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:44:30 AM EDT

[#2]

Free Shipping.

That's one big fuckin' truck.

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:46:38 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170224742048

I sent the guy a message stating that I personally owned Saturn, and demand reparations at the conclusion of the auction.

Actually, if you notice the details, the sale is for the Milky Way, minus our solar system and any previously claimed planets.

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:48:22 AM EDT

[#4]

You will get no reparations - someone stole your milkshake.

5) Okay, but if you're auctioning off the Milky Way, aren’t you also auctioning off Earth?

Good question, but if you go to your website, and read read the legal basis for our ownership, you'll see that we’re auctioning off the Milky Way galaxy as a single entity, minus (not including) our own solar system, or any already claimed celestial bodies within the galaxy itself.

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:51:11 AM EDT

[#5]

lol

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:51:53 AM EDT

[#6]

This just in from God:

As the owner/creator of the Universe, I feel that this subletting of the 'milky way' portion of the Universe violates the terms of your lease.

Eviction proceedings shall commence unless you cease and desist from this action.

Posted: 6/2/2008 8:56:41 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170224742048

I sent the guy a message stating that I personally owned Saturn, and demand reparations at the conclusion of the auction.

Actually, if you notice the details, the sale is for the Milky Way, minus our solar system and any previously claimed planets.

DAMMIT!!! I knew I shoulda read the whole thing.

Posted: 6/2/2008 9:39:00 AM EDT

[#8]

Who's going to e-mail them and ask if they have other Galaxies for sale?

The Milky Way, just isn't what I was looking for in a Galaxy

Posted: 6/2/2008 9:42:06 AM EDT

[#9]

HEY HEY HEY! I CLAIMED THIS GALAXY FIRST, MOTHER FUCKER!

As grand overlord of the Milky Way and the Magellanic Clouds, I demand that this imposter cease and desist all activity or I'll unleash my orbital lasers on his ass!

Posted: 6/2/2008 9:46:22 AM EDT

[#10]

Ehh..Id rather have the Andromeda Galaxy

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:12:12 AM EDT

[#11]

I'm the current high bidder.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:16:14 AM EDT

[#12]

They can't have to moon, for I am the Toast King...Ruler of the moon!

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:16:46 AM EDT

[#13]

Give me the galaxy with Star Wars

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:18:08 AM EDT

[#14]

I wouldn't give more than $20 for it. I mean, look at the neighborhood! All kinds of traffic problems too. With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:18:15 AM EDT

[#15]

I'm happy just as long as Peru can't bid.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:19:49 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I wouldn't give more than $20 for it. I mean, look at the neighborhood! All kinds of traffic problems too. With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.

also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:23:24 AM EDT

[#17]

I already claimed everything that's not in our Solar System, so who ever wins doesn't get anything.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:23:46 AM EDT

[#18]

Amazing how many dumbshits there are now a days.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:25:31 AM EDT

[#19]

Free shipping...

That guy's screwed!

Posted: 6/3/2008 10:36:55 AM EDT

[#20]

It's over $800.00. I thought about buying it and charging everyone on the planet a $1.00 "Galaxy Overlord Tax" but they made our solar system exempt.

Look at the bidding history - all guys like a***a with new accounts. Prolly this guy & his friends trying to drive up the price.

Posted: 6/3/2008 10:43:54 AM EDT

[#21]

Dibs on Neptune.

Posted: 6/3/2008 10:46:04 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wouldn't give more than $20 for it. I mean, look at the neighborhood! All kinds of traffic problems too. With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.

also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.

ESPECIALLY with the current drastic rise in price of dilithium crystals !

Posted: 6/3/2008 10:51:09 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wouldn't give more than $20 for it. I mean, look at the neighborhood! All kinds of traffic problems too. With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.

also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.

ESPECIALLY with the current drastic rise in price of dilithium crystals !

Well the supply of eludeium phosdex (the shaving cream atom) is ALARMINGLY LOW! so price should go down.

Posted: 6/3/2008 10:52:44 AM EDT

[#24]

I should by my wife a galaxy for her birthday.

Thanks for the awsome idea.

Posted: 6/3/2008 10:52:48 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wouldn't give more than $20 for it. I mean, look at the neighborhood! All kinds of traffic problems too. With the sub-prime bubble long gone, this fixer-upper is going to be on the market for a long time I believe.

also, since our Solar System isn't included, the commute is a bitch.

ESPECIALLY with the current drastic rise in price of dilithium crystals !

You're still using that old clunker warp drive? Man, go hyperdrive. I get 60,000 light years to the gallon and can cross that distance in an hour.