Just ate 5 Hot Pockets - update 1st post

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Posted: 6/1/2008 3:03:48 PM EDT

And im still hungry.. WTF!!

Edit: Im eating 2-3 for lunch and 2-4 for dinner since this was created....Damn things are good.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:04:14 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:06:06 PM EDT

[#2]

Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:07:10 PM EDT

[#3]

Throw in some burritos so you can shit all week.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:07:49 PM EDT

[#4]

I can barely get down two.

Five would kill me.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:08:57 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.

But once he does, it's going to be epic. And liquid.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:09:14 PM EDT

[#6]

dibs on guns and ammo

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:10:09 PM EDT

[#7]

Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:10:31 PM EDT

[#8]

Dibs and knives and flashlights.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:11:37 PM EDT

[#9]

I just ate 3 quarter pounders 3 mcfish and 20 mcnuggets. And i want an apple pie with that

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:11:40 PM EDT

[#10]

youtube.com/watch?v=zewDAa99Ns8&feature=related

damn I was too slow

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:14:30 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.

But once he does, it's going to be epic. And liquid.

Since we are on the topic, What happened to the guy that said he hasn't shit for 2 weeks? Last I heard he downed a bottle of castol oil and was waiting for the results.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:15:33 PM EDT

[#12]

I just ate 20 pizza rolls and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. It's what's for dinner!

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:15:33 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets

This was the first thought that went through my mind.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:17:09 PM EDT

[#14]

We had someone eat styrofoam shipping peanuts...don't know how that came out.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:17:19 PM EDT

[#15]

diarrhea pocket

wiki of hotpockets is hilarious
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Pockets

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:19:11 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
We had someone eat styrofoam shipping peanuts...don't know how that came out.

Probably about the same as it went in.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:47:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets

Saw him do that bit live. Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and was crying. My secretary was about to eat a hotpocket the other day and I made her watch that clip before doing so.

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:49:00 PM EDT

[#18]

look how many calories that was....

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:49:05 PM EDT

[#19]

Smokin' the reefer, are you?

Posted: 6/1/2008 3:50:11 PM EDT

[#20]

Dibs on your Pez dispensers.

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:05:35 PM EDT

[#21]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQyjDSDfrI

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:07:03 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I just ate 20 pizza rolls and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. It's what's for dinner!

only 20?

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:07:04 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQyjDSDfrI

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:08:58 PM EDT

[#24]

Your probably pregnant.

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:10:07 PM EDT

[#25]

what are they?

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:10:50 PM EDT

[#26]

k

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:12:03 PM EDT

[#27]

I once ate ten McDonald's cheeseburgers, an order of fries, and a coke, at one sitting. In about twenty minutes, you'll feel the same as I did on that fateful night.

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:14:34 PM EDT

[#28]

I predict the 'Dumb & Dumber' bathroom scene in your future.

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:15:39 PM EDT

[#29]

Dhiarhea pocket!

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:16:36 PM EDT

[#30]

is your hot pocket cold in the middle?

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:28:05 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
diarrhea pocket

wiki of hotpockets is hilarious
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Pockets

"are often known for a "sleeve" or "crisper" (technically, a susceptor), "

That just sounds all wrong...

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:29:03 PM EDT

[#32]

you guys actually get diarrhea from Hot Pockets? wow

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:31:03 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.

But once he does, it's going to be epic. And liquid.

It's gonna be like the breaking of the choad dam with liquid shooting out after the initial cork blows loose.

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:32:09 PM EDT

[#34]

Mom been drinkin' again?

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:39:24 PM EDT

[#35]

You guys have some amazingly clean diets. You must be so proud.

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:43:36 PM EDT

[#36]

dibs on cars, and tacticool and tactical gear

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:43:43 PM EDT

[#37]

Congrats.

You just took in your entire saturated fat content for the next week. Now, you won't have to worry about it.

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:44:25 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
You guys have some amazingly clean diets. You must be so proud.

Along with turning in six figures a year, supermodel wives and girlfriends and a humongous firearms collection, the vast majority of Arfcom dines on prime rib, steak and lobster on a regular basis. Didn't you know this?

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:45:23 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
you guys actually get diarrhea from Hot Pockets? wow

I was thinking the same thing... Try a Pork Rib and Clam Chowder MRE... I ate 2 in one night..then got to hang out in a porta-shiter for about 40 minutes or so and got to experience exactly, "how'd that shit get sprayed there?"

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:48:13 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Congrats.

You just took in your entire saturated fat content for the next week. Now, you won't have to worry about it.

And, I think, technically you haven't even eaten any meat!!

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:48:58 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.

But once he does, it's going to be epic. And liquid.

It's gonna be like the breaking of the choad dam with liquid shooting out after the initial cork blows loose.

"hit a dime at seven yards"?

Posted: 6/1/2008 4:51:11 PM EDT

[#42]

Caliente Pocket!

Posted: 6/1/2008 5:03:33 PM EDT

[#43]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl1ql4CsOJA&NR=1

Posted: 6/1/2008 5:16:33 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I just ate 20 pizza rolls and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. It's what's for dinner!

only 20?

It's all that was left in the bag.

The instructions said, "For best results, only cook 6 at a time." My response was "fuck that" and filled the plate.

Posted: 6/1/2008 5:21:56 PM EDT

[#45]

Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be

Posted: 6/1/2008 5:27:53 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Jim Gaffigan's got your number

Hot Pockets

Hoooot pocket! I love this dude! Me and some friends went to watch his show when he came down to San Antonio. Funny as hell!!

Posted: 6/2/2008 4:42:53 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be

150 and no school. Was home after work and just hungry. I have stages like that where ill eat everythign i have. I normally dont eat much at all...

Posted: 6/2/2008 4:46:49 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Dude, you aren't going to shit for a week.

Posted: 6/2/2008 7:17:55 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be

150 and no collage. Was home after work and just hungry. I have stages like that where ill eat everythign i have. I normally dont eat much at all...

Hey look at me, I'm a COLLAGE student!

Posted: 6/2/2008 9:12:54 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Loki what do you weigh? Collage student by chance? Man I dont think I can hold 5 of those things reguardless of how good they may be

150 and no collage. Was home after work and just hungry. I have stages like that where ill eat everythign i have. I normally dont eat much at all...

Hey look at me, I'm a COLLAGE student!

www.firelands.bgsu.edu/arts/ccct/media/images/caryl_collage-00.jpg

I r smrt...

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