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Posted: 5/31/2008 9:41:29 AM EDT

Disclaimer, I will just have them warned and arrested but lets do typical ARF GD BS..

Backstory:

Dad found some rocks in a pentagram and chicken bones and trash in a meadow on our family land, obvious fire sight,
Poll coming

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:42:30 AM EDT

[#1]

Claymores?

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:42:31 AM EDT

[#2]

IBTP

Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:42:42 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
IBTP

ETA: Take it from the expert.

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:48:22 AM EDT

[#4]

All 4 options are good so I know it will be tough

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:50:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Disclaimer, I will just have them warned and arrested but lets do typical ARF GD BS..

Backstory:

Dad found some rocks in a pentagram and chicken bones and trash in a meadow on our family land, obvious fire sight,
Poll coming

hmmmm. fire roasted chicken.

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:50:05 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Claymores?

Seriously, why is it illegal to put these on your own property as long as you have it fenced off & signs posted?

Vote SpartanAtHeart for king of America & be able to claymore your yard.

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:52:27 AM EDT

[#7]

I vote trampled by horses. It seems appropriate. I also love the boombox blasting The Ride of the Valkyries while this happens. Good visual.

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:54:09 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I vote trampled by horses. It seems appropriate. I also love the boombox blasting The Ride of the Valkyries while this happens. Good visual.

A good night would involve all 4

1st drag a few of them into the woods
2nd Horse Trample run
3rd Fox labs
4th Rubber Buck

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:55:30 AM EDT

[#9]

Sounds like you could have a ball with a few friends and a few paintball guns.

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:57:44 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Sounds like you could have a ball with a few friends and a few paintball guns.

pepper balls

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:58:36 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Sounds like you could have a ball with a few friends and a few ~~paint~~pepperball guns.

Posted: 5/31/2008 9:59:04 AM EDT

[#12]

Find them out there some night, Run through the woods, make noises, shoot blanks and generally scare the shit out of them

BenWa

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:00:37 AM EDT

[#13]

So because they are artistic and had chicken for their picnic lunch, they are now satanists?

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:00:37 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sounds like you could have a ball with a few friends and a few ~~paint~~pepperball guns.

Would the range be greater than the heavy duty surgical tube launched 6oz OC's ?

I am sure rate of fire would be greater

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:03:21 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Claymores?

Seriously, why is it illegal to put these on your own property as long as you have it fenced off & signs posted?

Vote SpartanAtHeart for king of America & be able to claymore your yard.

Beat me to it.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:04:39 AM EDT

[#16]

paintball guns or attack dogs. Get a coyote or wolf call.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:07:34 AM EDT

[#17]

I would seriously want to do something to put the fear of God into them!

Teach them a lesson about their ways. If you scare the shit out of them they will not return, plus you have a great story. A police warning might not deter them and might make them angry with you.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:10:19 AM EDT

[#18]

leave info. for Burning Man

Than take a Belt to the Goth neighbors kids

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:10:44 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
So because they are artistic and had chicken for their picnic lunch, they are now satanists?

They can make pentagrams and leave cigs and trash on their own property not mine

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:11:27 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I would seriously want to do something to put the fear of God into them!

Teach them a lesson about their ways. If you scare the shit out of them they will not return, plus you have a great story. A police warning might not deter them and might make them angry with you.

Holy Water out of a 3" pump

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:12:18 AM EDT

[#21]

"Release the hounds!"

Time honored tradition.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:13:24 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
"Release the hounds!"

Time honored tradition.

Have to be horses.. currently dogless

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:14:24 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not

I've known more than a few naked pagans... Odds are not good.

Trespassers are trespassers. Feed 'em to the bears!

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:16:02 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not

I've known more than a few naked pagans... Odds are not good.

Trespassers are trespassers. Feed 'em to the bears!

Hey noticing your SN... it wasn't your group was it

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:21:55 AM EDT

[#25]

Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:22:32 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.

Give them a bath soon after.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:28:27 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.

Give them a bath soon after.

With a firehose

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:29:08 AM EDT

[#28]

Definitely worthy of a nigh time visit.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:35:48 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Claymores?

FTW!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:40:54 AM EDT

[#30]

Poison Ivy clippings spread liberally (what else?) around the site.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:42:58 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Claymores?

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:43:57 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I vote trampled by horses. It seems appropriate. I also love the boombox blasting The Ride of the Valkyries while this happens. Good visual.

I don't think you understand that song...

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:44:53 AM EDT

[#33]

Dress up as an avenging angel and smite them down. White robe, halo, big sword, spotlight to backlight you as you charge them.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:46:22 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Dress up as an avenging angel and smite them down. White robe, halo, big sword, spotlight to backlight you as you charge them.

I like it...

but the shear fear of having your fellow devil worshipers silently dragged off on a monless night has a high LOL factor for the one doing the dragging

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:46:24 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Dress up as an avenging angel and smite them down. White robe, halo, big sword, spotlight to backlight you as you charge them.

LOL...I was thinking of having him get the biggest guy he can find....dress the guy up as a Sasquatch, give the Sasquatch big, red, glowing eyes and have him lope into the middle of a ceremony uttering spooky gibberish.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:46:35 AM EDT

[#36]

i put on my robe and wizard hat.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:52:26 AM EDT

[#37]

are these illegal?

you were merely trying to fur-trap some 'coons...

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:53:27 AM EDT

[#38]

night vision, duct tape clippers and a bear suit for the FTW.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:54:59 AM EDT

[#39]

Or get a bunch of buddies and white sheets. Act like they are intruding on your Klan meeting. That should keep them from coming back.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:58:17 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.

Give them a bath soon after.

beat me to it.

Run after them with buckets of water, soap, shampoo and coupons for the local steakhouse.

Posted: 5/31/2008 10:59:26 AM EDT

[#41]

Night vision, low brass 12 guage birdshot shells emptied and filled with salt FTW

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:11:04 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Night vision, low brass 12 guage birdshot shells emptied and filled with salt FTW

High brass 12 gauge emptied and filled with broken glass.

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:13:46 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Night vision, low brass 12 guage birdshot shells emptied and filled with salt FTW

High brass 12 gauge emptied and filled with broken glass.

i was trying to go the whole less lethal direction but i guess that would damn sure do the trick, they'd never come back on his property again (if they were lucky enough to survive

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Posted: 5/31/2008 11:14:34 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not

I've known more than a few naked pagans... Odds are not good.

Trespassers are trespassers. Feed 'em to the bears!

Hey noticing your SN... it wasn't your group was it

Hah! No. Even when I hung ... er, associated with those people, I was the dude in camo's with a pistol rather than a sword on my belt. We didn't see things eye-to-eye. Damn hippies. Not that I have any problem with devil worship, mind. It was the weight and the smell.

Frighteningly, I was considered the skinny one.

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:15:53 AM EDT

[#45]

No kill it with fire option

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:33:31 AM EDT

[#46]

waiting for the "nuke them from orbit" pic

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:39:25 AM EDT

[#47]

Devil worshippers, eh? I say give 'em more "Devil" than they can handle - you come out of the dark looking like the dark master himself in search of a few mortal souls, and I'll bet you'll have some new members of your congregation on Sunday morning.

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:45:55 AM EDT

[#48]

I say don the NVG's and drag them off into a hole full of poisinous snakes and salt

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:46:05 AM EDT

[#49]

Napalm dropped in large quantity from a surplus/rented F4.

Posted: 5/31/2008 11:48:33 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Devil worshippers, eh? I say give 'em more "Devil" than they can handle - you come out of the dark looking like the dark master himself in search of a few mortal souls, and I'll bet you'll have some new members of your congregation on Sunday morning.

+1, have some fun with em.

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