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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Who would win in an abstinence contest?

Posted: 11/20/2001 1:16:48 PM EDT

Eric the Hun or Garandman?

Hmmmmm...[}:D]

Posted: 11/20/2001 1:20:23 PM EDT

[#1]

Make this a poll!

Posted: 11/20/2001 1:21:23 PM EDT

[#2]

The winner would be me... been many moons since I had female attention!

Got a friend coming into town for Christmas, and she wants me, so she's getting a nice present!

[:P]

Posted: 11/20/2001 1:31:18 PM EDT

[#3]

Akk, screwed up the poll header...

Posted: 11/20/2001 1:35:21 PM EDT

[#4]

Imbrogi11o?

Posted: 11/20/2001 1:35:54 PM EDT

[#5]

I wish it was a poll to see who would abstain longest from the endless, rambling, religious posts.

Posted: 11/20/2001 3:34:11 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 11/20/2001 4:24:26 PM EDT

[#7]

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I wish it was a poll to see who would abstain longest from the endless, rambling, religious posts.

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No shit. Don't hold your breath though - some Goderators love their bully pulpit just a wee bit too much. It's a little intimidating.

Posted: 11/20/2001 5:19:26 PM EDT

[#8]

I have six weeks currently, maybe tonight.

Posted: 11/20/2001 5:22:22 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Imbrogi11o?

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i'll second that! [}:D]

Posted: 11/20/2001 6:24:25 PM EDT

[#10]

God knows it ain't the Hun...Rumor is he can't keep his hands off himself...[shock]

Posted: 11/20/2001 6:27:23 PM EDT

[#11]

[size=6]THE MALL NINJA![/size=6]

No_Expert

Posted: 11/20/2001 6:29:33 PM EDT

[#12]

I think that it would be their respective partners would be the winners!!!!

I bet they would love the contest to go on and on and on!!

Posted: 11/20/2001 6:30:46 PM EDT

[#13]

I think that it would be their respective partners would be the winners!!!!

I bet they would love the contest to go on and on and on!!

Posted: 11/20/2001 6:43:14 PM EDT

[#14]

I am at 10 weeks. I last time I was "with" a women was the first night of Band of Brothers. She made it hard to watch the show.

Posted: 11/20/2001 6:44:20 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm going on 3mos right now. How come I'm not on the list?

[edited from 6mos to 3mos cause I forgot that I got some when I went back to CA for my B-Day]

Posted: 11/20/2001 6:47:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Damn, I'm going on 72 hours and starting to feel withdrawals.

Posted: 11/20/2001 7:20:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Im currently going on 5 months

Posted: 11/20/2001 7:26:23 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

[size=6]THE MALL NINJA![/size=6]

No_Expert

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...I get more than the usual suspects. In fact, I just changed my name to Mattias Juan De Marco. Soy El Mejor Amante! Viva Mattias!

[):)]
NSF

Posted: 11/20/2001 7:27:20 PM EDT

[#19]

Well I am going back to CA for Thanksgiving, hopefully I can break my dry spell again.

Posted: 11/20/2001 7:44:43 PM EDT

[#20]

Ah, you guys simply don't know the Hun's other family motto, which is 'Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.'

And if you want me to cut out long, rambling religious posts, you'd better pray real hard!

Eric The(CauseWhile'He'MayBeListening,IAin't[:D])Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 11/20/2001 7:51:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Wife is 8.5 months pregnant. We haven't had sex since she could still wear the same clothing from the last time we had sex!!

[beer]

Posted: 11/20/2001 7:59:09 PM EDT

[#22]

It's been about 12 hours for me. Maybe I'll give it to the ol lady extra hard tonight for a couple of you boys!

[sex]

Posted: 11/20/2001 8:06:54 PM EDT

[#23]

Only those who have been jerking off in the shower so long they get a hard-on in the rain should qualify

Posted: 11/20/2001 9:48:23 PM EDT

[#24]

[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/satanism.jpg[/img]

Posted: 11/20/2001 9:49:19 PM EDT

[#25]

Ha! Most of you are think that weeks or months are a long time. Try YEARS.

Posted: 11/20/2001 9:52:53 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Ha! Most of you are think that weeks or months are a long time. Try YEARS.

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i've heard that some people can actually go through entire generations, even lifetimes, of dry spells...

know anything about this, imbrog?

Posted: 11/20/2001 10:31:09 PM EDT

[#27]

[b]I am the chosen one.[/b]

Posted: 11/20/2001 11:57:02 PM EDT

[#28]

imbro,
nevada
chicken ranch
go
NOW!

Posted: 11/20/2001 11:58:25 PM EDT

[#29]

or if youre on a budget...

tijuana
Adelita Club
go
now

Posted: 11/21/2001 3:28:56 AM EDT

[#30]

I'm with you HighlandMac. My daughter is now 9 weeks old and I still havn't been able to get near my wife. It'll probably be a couple more months until she starts feeling good about herself.

Posted: 11/21/2001 3:56:52 AM EDT

[#31]

Ha! Most of you are think that weeks or months are a long time. Try YEARS.

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Definitely Imbroglio!

Posted: 11/21/2001 3:57:21 AM EDT

[#32]

[rolleyes]

I think its pretty bad when people start fretting over OTHER PEOPLES sex lives.

And they tell ME to "get a life." Go figger.

Posted: 11/21/2001 4:01:25 AM EDT

[#33]

Lighten up Garandman!...This is all for a good fun. This sure breaks the monotonous of this board. [:)]

Posted: 11/21/2001 4:05:18 AM EDT

[#34]

I've been without since april.

Posted: 11/21/2001 4:10:41 AM EDT

[#35]

Not at all, [b]garandman[/b], I think it's swell to have a whole lot of folks paying attention to my personal sex life.

I just wish, for a moment, that this Board was the website for the Swedish Bikini Team.[:D]

Eric The{[url]http://www.jmallard.com/sbt.htm[/url])Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 11/21/2001 4:28:03 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Lighten up Garandman!...This is all for a good fun. This sure breaks the monotonous of this board. [:)]

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Ya oughtta try being ME for a day 'round here. This place is ANYTHING but monotonous. [:D]

Posted: 11/21/2001 4:51:17 AM EDT

[#37]

Ya oughtta try being ME for a day 'round here. This place is ANYTHING but monotonous.

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It will be an honor....and I will LMAO at those bozos. [:D]

Look at our famous Lordtrader and our legendary Imbroglio....They want in but yet, you beat them out. [:)]

Posted: 11/21/2001 4:54:35 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Look at our famous Lordtrader and our legendary Imbroglio....They want in but yet, you beat them out. [:)]

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That is elite company indeed!!!!!!!! [:D]

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