DECISION 2008: Who is the Hottest MILF in Country Music? (w/ girly pics!)

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Posted: 5/16/2008 6:12:33 AM EDT

I don't know about you guys, but I could use a break from presidential election politics. I propose we hold our own alternate election? I say it is time we cast our votes for the venerable office of Hottest Country Music MILF of the USA. What say you, fellow citizens?

We obviously need to start with a primary. My candidates are as follows, but please feel free to offer your suggestions. Just remember: the "M" in MILF stands for "mother". The only other prerequisite is that your nominees be attractive, current CMA caliber stars. (Please, no stupid entries, i.e., "Minnie Pearl" or "Amy Winehouse".) As usual, if anyone violates the election rules, I will send over one of my goons to sodomize your dog, cat, parrot, goldfish, etc.

The Candidates Thusfar:

Martina McBride

Sara Evans

Faith Hill

Kelly Willis

To keep things simple, I'm going to limit the field to a maximum of eight (8) candidates. OK, now let's see who else is worthy of entering the race...

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:15:57 AM EDT

[#1]

Huh, My top 2 seem to be the same as yours... I guess that means MM, SE, and oh WTH FH each have two votes so far

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:16:44 AM EDT

[#2]

By far, Sara Evans.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:17:13 AM EDT

[#3]

I'd Hit every one of them

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:17:27 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.

word.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:17:27 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:19:56 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I'd Hit every one of them

Please, no "I'd hit that" responses. I don't want this thread to die a premature death. It is too full of WIN!! (If I do say so myself.)

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:20:05 AM EDT

[#7]

Normally I don't go for blondes but Faith Hill is looking mighty tasty

And I need to see Kelly Willis straight on, not in profile

But all are yummy

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:24:12 AM EDT

[#8]

whatever one has the biggest juggs.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:24:15 AM EDT

[#9]

Miranda Lambert

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:25:06 AM EDT

[#10]

Sherrie Austin

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:26:11 AM EDT

[#11]

Now that is just funny there.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:26:55 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert

She's a mom??

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:29:26 AM EDT

[#13]

I wish Carrie Underwood was a mom.

I will have to think about this...

So far Sara is a front runner.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:29:46 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert

She's a mom??

No fuckin way

Either way I'd hit it

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:31:10 AM EDT

[#15]

Sara evans is a WHORE

Remember when she got a divorce and accused her husband of cheating? Thern he pased lie detector and she failed

damn cunt muffin

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:32:31 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert

She's a mom??

No fuckin way

Either way I'd hit it

I suggest you lube up your dog's a-hole ASAP.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:33:17 AM EDT

[#17]

Faith Hill can go piss up a rope. She is hot, but is coming across more and more like a stuck-up bitch everyday. My wife and I saw her and her husband in concert, I guess two years ago, she totally did not want to be there. Seemed like she was only in it for the paycheck.

Sara Evans is hot. I was watching "Crossroads" on CMT last night with here and Maroon 5. Pretty interesting mix of music.

Miranda Lambert is cool. I see she has performed at the NRA convention. So she has my approval.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:36:19 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.

+1.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:36:36 AM EDT

[#19]

Sara E

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:47:39 AM EDT

[#20]

Kelly Willis

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:49:04 AM EDT

[#21]

Sara Evans FTW.

BTW- My Mom & Sara's Mom were "BFF's" in High School at New Franklin, MO.

Also, my Grandfather on my Dad's side farmed with Sara's Step-Father's Dad back in the '70's.

Small World...

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:50:35 AM EDT

[#22]

Shania Twain. And, she's (reportedly) available.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:51:26 AM EDT

[#23]

FAIL-no Alison Krauss.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:52:57 AM EDT

[#24]

If those women were ARFCOM threads, I'd "old-school tag" each one of them.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:55:56 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.

+10"

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:58:26 AM EDT

[#26]

just by that picture, Martina McBride. sweet jesus, off to the bathroom i go.

Posted: 5/16/2008 6:59:28 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.

+10"

Although MM has the rockin eyes !

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:00:25 AM EDT

[#28]

I don't listen to country much, but based on the pictures I'm going to go with:

MMMMartina

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:05:01 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Shania Twain. And, she's (reportedly) available.

We have a winner.

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:05:03 AM EDT

[#30]

Id hit em all.......TWICE

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:07:40 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
whatever one has the biggest juggs.

That would be Sara Evans.

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:10:58 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert

She's a mom??

No fuckin way

Either way I'd hit it

I suggest you lube up your dog's a-hole ASAP.

WTF? Oh..you are one of those arfcommers who critique centerfolds

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:17:43 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Sara Evans.

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:19:30 AM EDT

[#34]

Sara Evans

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:24:08 AM EDT

[#35]

Sara Evans beats Faith Hill for me....

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:29:06 AM EDT

[#36]

Sara Evans.

I saw her on the TV last night too.

wow!!!

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:30:30 AM EDT

[#37]

Sara Evans FTW, but Martina McBride is really sweet.

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:35:06 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
whatever one has the biggest juggs.

Huge +1

By this Criteria, Sara Evans seems to be full of win.

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:36:43 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.

word.

Word to your moms.

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:39:10 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Shania Twain. And, she's (reportedly) available.

For the Win.

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:41:45 AM EDT

[#41]

Faith Hill

Posted: 5/16/2008 7:42:20 AM EDT

[#42]

IBTP

They are all attractive so it is hard for me to decide.

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:02:04 AM EDT

[#43]

Terri Clark

Miranda Lambert
Kerosene Video

Shannon Brown

http://www.shannonbrown.com/images/photos/23.jpg
Cornfed Video

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:05:02 AM EDT

[#44]

How about Michelle Lynn Poe?

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:13:14 AM EDT

[#45]

Definately Sara Evans.

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:29:05 AM EDT

[#46]

I would hit them all like (insert all of our favorite saying here) MANY MANY times.

They are all smoking hot...sooo...I gotta vote for them all!

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:33:21 AM EDT

[#47]

I'd hit all of 'em.

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:35:23 AM EDT

[#48]

No contest. Sara Evans by far.

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:36:57 AM EDT

[#49]

I hate country, but those "country" women well umm, ya...

Posted: 5/16/2008 8:37:18 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
just by that picture, Martina McBride. sweet jesus, off to the bathroom i go.

Could you imagine!!?? I wouldn't make it to the bathroom and I'm old for Godsakes.

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