This is my computer
There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
My computer is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it, as I must master my life.
Without me, my computer is useless.
Without my computer, I am useless.
I must use my computer true.
I must com}ute faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must outcompute him before he outcomputes me.
I wlll.
Before God, I swear this creed.
My computer and myself are defenders of this country
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviours of my life.
So be it until there is no enemy,
but peace.
Amen.

This is my frankenputer.
It is mine.
There can't be another like it
cause it never works right.
If it doesn't start working right
soon, I will smash it with a fucking
hammer.

-AMEN