Yeah, last night got home late, wife had taken the kids to Scouts and left dinner in the fridge, some chicken strips she made and some mashed potatoes. Looked just like the right amount of chicken for my supper and figured that is what she had left me. Apparently, I was mistaken, she had planned to have more when she got home. I was baffled because that would barely have left me a snack. Then she got annoyed about the mashed potatoes sitting out and not eaten, guess she wanted more, but I explained that I chocked and blew stuff all over them, but to help herself. Got mad at that, I thought I was being courteous, but next time I will not be.
And top it off, I started washing dishes before they got home, and then starts whining about noise while trying to grade homework and how us people were bothering her.
What's fun is when the house is messy and she has been at home all day, alone, and then the kids while I have been gone working and traveling for 12 hours, but somehow I created the mess, us people that is. My contribution, I have not gone through the mail from the day before.
I think they all come from the factory as certifiable.