(Forgive the catch-phrase title. But at the risk of bragging on myself, this thread is a gem, and y'all need to read it.)
I opened my Dillon Bluee Press, and what did I spy, but a list of famous antigunners, I almost cried,
so here I go, for you and me, a Mclist of anti-gun celbs, from A to Z.
A is for Ed Asner, hairy back but bald head, worried you might think him bigfoot, and shoot his ass dead
B is for Bob Barker, want's you to nuteuer your cat, WELL MY CAT JUST HAD KITTENS, WHAT'CHA THINK ABOUT THAT!
C is for Julia Childwho bakes bread with yeast, and looks like a man, and large as a beast
D is for Ellen DeGeneres, who I don't really like,
Well suprise suprise suprise, AN ANTI-GUN DYKE!
E is for Mellisa Ethridge, who like Ellen, Licks clam. Well another anti-gun lesbo- GOLLY GEE DAMN!
F is for Doug Flutie who can go straight to hell, and take his anti-gun bullsh*t, back to the CFL.
G is for Geraldo, on TV and speakin, about how he's an anti-gun jew clinton loving Puerto-Rician!
H is for Whitney Houston, our guns she don't need. She's too busy gettin busted in Airports with weed.
I is for John Ingle, who's on the anti-gun list, but I have no clue who he is, so i'm not really pissed.
K is for Richard Karn, "AL BORLAND", that's wierd! I'd think he's like guns, with that "gun guy" type beard.
L is for KD Lang, ANOTHER RUG-MUNCHER- Well, she can have all my guns, i'd rather just punch her.
M is for Barry Mannilow, well, we know how that goes. Most anti's usually have a huge hooked jew nose.
N is for N'Sync, A group of fancy young lads, who sing like little girls, cuz they were born without nads.
O is for Rosie O' who we all know is gay, but we've been bashing her forever, so there's nothing new to say.
P is for Jane Pauley, and I don't really care, she's kinda cute, but needs to change the 1980's hair.
R is for Fred Rogers- Mr Rogers anti, NOW REALLY! We all know he plays pistol with Mr. McFeeley
S is for Sharon Stone, and what a joke, I saw her beaver at the movies, with a popcorn and coke.
T is for Shania Twain doing the anti-gun thing, nice set of titties, but can't really sing.
V is for Dick Van Dyke of the DickVanDyke show, and he's out FOURTH ANTI-GUN DYKE, wouldn't ya know!
W is for Henery Winkler, of Happy Days fame. Dude, Fonzie, give it up. You always were lame.
Z is for the Zappa's, Dweezil, Ahmet, and Moon. Thier Daddy Frank used to eat shit at his concerts, on a plate with a spoon,
So there you all go, on dasher and on dancer,
Merry Christmas to all, and I hope you get cancer.
McFeeley