Well, yesterday I bought by pelet gun CZ-Slavia 631 .177  for $100 (700fps) and put a mini-Harris bypod and a Tasco 3-12X52 on it.
At 50 ft. I can take a dime all day long and at 100yr I can take a soda can in the center. That IS fun!
I placed a lit candle at 50 ft. and in the second shot I tool the wick out. Tell yours.

Well, I shot a crow in my backyard from my office window with only one pump of my Crossman. Does that count? Ok, does this? My GSP was on point with it for a good ten minutes, although it was already dead.

I'm so dangerous the State made me get a concealed weapons permit to wear gloves...



[:D]

State recognizes my hands as lethal...if that accounts for anything.  On the downside, I'm legally fucked if I screw up somebody bad enough.  Que sera, guess that just means I'll have to use bullets!! [:D]

Watch your six...


I fart thunder and crap lightning!! [:E]

Not only that, but I have to fill out an environmental impact study just to take a dump!
[puke]

Somethings should just be left unsaid.


I am the baddest bad boy in the IT department, when they need a knife or have trouble with a person, they get me.

Ice

It's a burden, I know, needing a Class 3 permit, but when you have a body like mine, it's a price you have to pay!

[;)]

I really did this!!!

This one time my Grandad and me when out to the range,I had my 12ga and he had his old 1911.

Grandad was a real bad ass,he could shoot a fly's d!ck at 1,000 yards with a handgun.
He asks me"if I toss this shell up in the air do you think you can ht it?"

I did not know,I said" hell yes!"(did not want to be a wussie)

So he tossed the damn thing in the air and BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!...............nothing!

So he dose it again.....BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ...........NOTHING![:(]

I said this is bull,I know I'll hitting it the shot is just to light to move it.

Out comes to 00 buck[:D]

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!...........NOTHING! DAMN IT! I can't hit the damn thing to save my a$$!

After this I say to hell with it,then a guy comes over from the skeet side of the range and says"ok smart a$$ you can shoot real good now if you don't stop shooting my clays every time I toss one I'll kick you a$$"

You can call me Mr. Skeet thank you[:D]

And there was this one time at band camp...

i can hit the broad side of a barn door
so if any barn doors need killing call me