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Posted: 11/8/2001 3:32:01 AM EDT


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No...   Her name is NOT "Monkey" !

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Link Posted: 11/8/2001 3:41:49 AM EDT
[#1]
So far, 138 mph  scratch that,

[b]337[/b] mph now. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 3:44:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Damn you !

I am using a stupid ass thinkpad and it doesn't have a real mouse.  

I maxxed out 54mph.  [>(]
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 4:04:14 AM EDT
[#3]
606 mph.  Wait, maybe thats a bad thing?!?
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 4:10:41 AM EDT
[#4]
Here is my best now.  Proof too.

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Link Posted: 11/8/2001 4:21:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Haven't spanked yon monkey since before I was married, that is what a wife is for (ducking and covering).
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 4:35:21 AM EDT
[#6]
I just got 785 MPH.

Go into your mouse settings, and move the "motion" speed to "fast".

Jay
Arizona
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 4:48:35 AM EDT
[#7]
Ahh, the cheating way. [;)]  I got up to 714 MPH that way.
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 6:15:01 AM EDT
[#8]
Hey; This isn't NASCAR:

We don't need no stinkin' restrictor plates. [:)]

Jay
Arizona
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 6:18:29 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Hey; This isn't NASCAR:

We don't need no stinkin' restrictor plates. [:)]

Jay
Arizona
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[:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 6:27:30 AM EDT
[#10]
Update to the record holder: 1061 mph.


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Link Posted: 11/8/2001 6:36:36 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Haven't spanked yon monkey since before I was married, that is what a wife is for (ducking and covering).
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Oh its not nice to lie. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 6:46:31 AM EDT
[#12]
726 mph

but I'm not a pro, just a highly ranked amateur!
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 6:55:45 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 8:03:20 AM EDT
[#14]
You guys are the monkey slapping masters!

Without adjusting my mouse settings or practice, the best I could muster is 161 MPH.

In reality, though, everyone knows it's not the speed that matters, [b] IT'S THE APPLIED TORQUE! [/b] [:D]
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