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Posted: 11/4/2001 2:32:32 PM EDT
Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two
hours at Valley Ranch. One of the players, while on his way to the
locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking,
unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field.
Head coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was
called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was
resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be
likely to encounter the substance again.


Jeez 17 point lead not enough, they suck

Link Posted: 11/4/2001 2:34:20 PM EDT
[#1]
NO-NO-NO-.....that was at buffalo bills.....
Link Posted: 11/4/2001 2:40:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Heard the same News Report, Except it was about the Cardinals.
Link Posted: 11/4/2001 2:44:30 PM EDT
[#3]
"A-R-I-Z-O-N-A........where the wind comes sweeping....down the.......uh...oh....never mind....[spank]
Link Posted: 11/4/2001 6:10:23 PM EDT
[#4]
Damn Jock itch powder. It's everywhere.
Link Posted: 11/6/2001 7:29:14 PM EDT
[#5]
If it was the Cowboys, I would have thought it was cocaine.
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