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Posted: 10/30/2001 8:42:08 AM EDT
[#1]
"Hey, Could you loan me a few bucks to get this tooth fixed?"
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Posted: 10/30/2001 8:42:28 AM EDT
[#2]
"ET Phone home"
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Posted: 10/30/2001 8:43:54 AM EDT
[#3]
"I just shit my pants!"
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Posted: 10/30/2001 8:45:10 AM EDT
[#4]
tooph
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Posted: 10/30/2001 8:57:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Oh jolly-ho, smell my finger, does it smell like bum-hole to you?
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Posted: 10/30/2001 8:57:56 AM EDT
[#6]
Yes, I am Mr. Bean's illegitimate half brother.
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Posted: 10/30/2001 9:16:53 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011023/imdf23102001153454a.jpg[/img] [i]Insert simpering whiny voice:[/i] |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 9:25:44 AM EDT
[#8]
"I did not have sex with that Clinton chap..."
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Posted: 10/30/2001 9:44:05 AM EDT
[#9]
"Next question...yes, you with the bad teeth."
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Posted: 10/30/2001 9:48:34 AM EDT
[#10]
Is it just me, or does Tony Blair sound like C3P0?
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Posted: 10/30/2001 10:38:27 AM EDT
[#11]
right then, off we go
we're off to the wild blue yonder. you there, get out of my car! the chauffeur (sp?) you say? a likely story hehe OffRoad |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 10:42:23 AM EDT
[#12]
"Creighton! There is one of those ugly Chevy Avalanche's!"[%|]
BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 11:45:36 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011023/imdf23102001153454a.jpg[/img] [i]Insert simpering whiny voice:[/i] "No! You will not send the Taliban anymore crumpets! They are mine I tell you." We will say [b]NI![/b] again to you, if you do not appease us! [NI] |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 12:01:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: "I did not have sex with that Clinton chap..." He he, not bad. |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 12:05:46 PM EDT
[#15]
[i]Uncle Blair Wants [b]YOU[/b][/i]
[img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/blair1.jpg[/img] [i]To Fix His Dentures[/i] |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 1:33:36 PM EDT
[#16]
There he is! That bloody fool punched me in the eye!
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Posted: 10/30/2001 2:05:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Hey...Why is that guy carrying a suitcase? |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 2:10:28 PM EDT
[#18]
"...there's a bloody Concorde flying right at the windows!!!"
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Posted: 10/30/2001 2:27:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011023/imdf23102001153454a.jpg[/img] That cave over there will be where MidEast Disney will go... |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 2:43:42 PM EDT
[#20]
That's him!!! That's the guy that gave me the shiner! (pointing to drunken pro-gun brit)
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Posted: 10/30/2001 2:46:38 PM EDT
[#21]
"You! Yes, YOU!!! Stand still laddy! 'Ow can you 'ave any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!?!
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Posted: 10/30/2001 2:49:34 PM EDT
[#22]
Righto old chap, I'll just press this button eah and all three of our nukes will be launched at once, blow those buggers back to the slop from whence they came, eh? Jolly Ho old chap!!!
Bugger, that was the worst lapdance I've ever had. Had to surprise the bloody hell out of her to get her to stop. See, smell my finger. |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 2:58:14 PM EDT
[#23]
HEY !! OSAMA !!! Got a minute ?
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Posted: 10/30/2001 3:00:58 PM EDT
[#24]
"Only $19.95"
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Posted: 10/30/2001 3:08:13 PM EDT
[#25]
De PLANE !! De PLANE !!
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Posted: 10/30/2001 3:09:43 PM EDT
[#26]
"Bloody sod!"
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Posted: 10/30/2001 3:30:57 PM EDT
[#27]
"look there, there it is... GET THAT TELETUBBY!"
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Posted: 10/30/2001 3:50:48 PM EDT
[#28]
whats with the Brits and their teeth? I thought my dental plan sucked but jeez
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Posted: 10/30/2001 4:21:55 PM EDT
[#29]
I will take that one there,
he shall be my body servant |
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Posted: 10/30/2001 4:33:37 PM EDT
[#30]
You there! Please rid the bloody world of this nasty little problem that we seem to have with these dreadfully annoying towel-headed varmints!Do it for that old crotch! Erh, I mean queen!
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Posted: 10/30/2001 4:48:37 PM EDT
[#31]
I'm not making the same mistake as that bloke Clinton....This'll whipe right off.
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Posted: 10/30/2001 5:16:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Hear me Ragman and hear me well, a fortnight supply of the queens stale bisquits will be pounded up your oss upon copchaw.
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Posted: 10/30/2001 5:22:36 PM EDT
[#33]
" I said that Bill "Shagman" Clinton was in fact the President between the Bushes."
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