A second, higher quality dinosaur was unearthed by a rouge group of scientists yesterday. Upon getting fresh oxygen the prehistoric creature sprang to life and immediatley stole Prfessor Trumps new car, causing a day long high speed pursuit through downtown manhattan. The deadly chase was ended after the car ran out of gas and the confused dino was found by police unrinating into the tank. Of course the prehistoric creature was all like "dont tase me bro" and "the guys at arfcom will flame your ass".

A little early in the morning for crack isn't it?

Quoted: A second, higher quality dinosaur was unearthed by a rouge group of scientists yesterday. Upon getting fresh oxygen the prehistoric creature sprang to life and immediatley stole Prfessor Trumps new car, causing a day long high speed pursuit through downtown manhattan. The deadly chase was ended after the car ran out of gas and the confused dino was found by police unrinating into the tank. Of course the prehistoric creature was all like "dont tase me bro" and "the guys at arfcom will flame your ass".

Quoted: A second, higher quality dinosaur was unearthed by a rouge group of scientists yesterday. Upon getting fresh oxygen the prehistoric creature sprang to life and immediatley stole Prfessor Trumps new car, causing a day long high speed pursuit through downtown manhattan. The deadly chase was ended after the car ran out of gas and the confused dino was found by police unrinating into the tank. Of course the prehistoric creature was all like "dont tase me bro" and "the guys at arfcom will flame your ass".

I was wondering what all the commotion was!

The deadly chase was ended after the car ran out of gas and the confused dino was found by police unrinating into the tank.

Who died? Did the PoPo shoot him?

and people wonder why drugs are bad...

Quoted: and people wonder why drugs are bad...

No we don't....posts like the OP prove it damned near daily!